This is me last summer. Psycho. I even pretend to be serious. lol
Things about me u wanted to know but were afraid to ask:
Any questions? Feel free to ask. (Like you care lol)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Edyta!
- Worldwide, Edyta is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Czar Paul I banished Edyta to Siberia for marching out of step.
- Edyta was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as Edyta would protect them from evil spirits.
- Medieval knights put the skin of Edyta on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Edyta', hated Edyta and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- Edyta can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
- Edyta has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Edyta.
- Edyta can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
Mangue? Sam? May haps you'd like to find out some trivia about your amazing selves. I gladly encourage you to do so.
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30 comments:
Maria
"1.If you kiss Maria for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!"
Now be aware.... all the fat ppl will kiss u to death... muahahhaha
"The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Maria!"
Sure, I've put u in there.
"3.Until the 1960s, Maria was not allowed to enter Disneyland. "
Phhahahahahahaha lol
Ql
Lots of Love :*~(hmmm did i lose 7 calories? Maria, u thief! Give them back :P)
Maria
Aww.... Yeah. U wish u could have a tongue like me lol. I can clean ur ears too (how disgusting of me)
I think maria could be the cure for obesity, though she may resent loads of fat people kissing her! Yep i shall do that trivia thing.
Here we go:
1 Sam is the world's largest rodent!
2 More people are killed by Sam each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
3 Sam has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
4 Sam has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
5 The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Sam!
7 The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sam and compline!
8 The risk of being struck by Sam is one occurence every 9,300 years!
Olive oil was used for washing Sam in the ancient Mediterranean world!
9 Sam is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10 The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Sam.
Sam
"2 More people are killed by Sam each year than die in aeroplane accidents!"
That's just evil. lol
"9 Sam is actually a fruit, not a vegetable."
Now i shall know. I'll never call u a vegatable. I wanted. But now i'll know that u'll find it offensive.
This trivia stuff helps. lol
Maria & Sam
So if u equal one... So if i gain too much weight i can kiss u both for double effect?
Confusing.
OMG!!!!! IS THAT YOU??? SHIT! I'M SO LIKE MY I CAN'T SPEAK. LOL
I'M SORRY. i've been busy diseasing my blogs...that i totally forgot about edytas (i'm using 's') damn it! how horrible. i'm not gonna do that anymore. more stalking you from now on :D. damn me to hell. lol. this thing is soooo funny!!!! lol.
OMG!! i knew you were HOT!!! lol. i'm such a sleaze :P. thank you for this funny lil idea. i just did it! urs is sooo funny. lol. i totally love 'em. no 3 is close to my heart, ur so green! hey i think no 9 (mine) is ur no 10? omg, creepy! hilarious!! i love it all! urs & mine. total crack up. cheers, my dragon. take care now. hope your well :D. thanks again for everything. you're so sweet *cries*. oh, how sad i am? lol.
ps- so HOT!! as a tamale. yay! finally we get to see the flamin HOT edytas :D
The Almighty MANGUES (lots)
"I'M SORRY. i've been busy diseasing my blogs..."
Nah, don't be sorry. I was also busy diseasing ur diseased blog with my diseased comments which came outta my diseased mind. How diseasing. lol
"hey i think no 9 (mine) is ur no 10?"
yeah! don't forget we r creepy cyber diseased twins.(creeps) lols
thanx for ur love, no matter how diseased it is i (we, edytas) looooove it. sweet and tasty. speaking of diseases and tasty thing, i'm hungry. Scoobert pie anyone? *Pats Scoobs* Nah, Scoobs is too nice today. Next time.
(did i mention the word diseased in this comment? No? Ok then, diseased.)
Peace&Happiness, Love&Respect, Protein Queens.
Mangues
Edytas r sad. :( (yet in an evil way)
6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Edyta', hated Edyta and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
The bitch hated me! LETS KILL HER! muahahahha
Ok, I had to get it off my chest. Edytas r feeling better. lols
OMG! U CRACK ME UP! lol. i can't even speak! lol.
no wait...you crack MANGUES UP! LOL. you are the best, edytas!!! all of yous. LOL.
u gave mangues a disease where she cannot speak! lol. shes, i mean. how rude of me. thank you for all ur disgusting love (lol). you're divine! love & respect to you too, always :D. queen dragons :D. lol. stay the vulgar psychotic you! or i'll do something :P mangues chant *edytas rule, edytas rule, lots of 'em* lol. how psycho was that? lol.
somehow My name can't be searched.. nvm...lol... I started to miss ya too..lol.. Nah..I jz being busy with chess..(seriously it's like drugs)... Keep on taking(playing) it and u got addicted.... more and more more.... Wah..u loook TALL... HOw tall r u?.... 6 foot?? lol Hmm.. PIMples should NEVER...I MEAN EVER!!! Existed... lol!!!....
loVE and JOys...
xianfu..... ")
manguesSsSsSs
This is massive. No! We r massive! lols
I should do soemthing abt a new post. But i'm so fucking lazy. I love to infect ur comment boxes. This is a perfect situation to sue me. U can grab it. lols
Love&Respect (lots)
xianfu
Allow Me!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xianfu!
1. Olive oil was used for washing xianfu in the ancient Mediterranean world!
2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and xianfu.
3. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention xianfu!
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to xianfu!
5. Xianfu was the first Tsar of Russia.
6. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become xianfu on New Year's Day.
7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill xianfu.
8. Xianfu can sleep for three and a half years!
9. Xianfu is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than xianfu.
10. During World War II, Americans tried to train xianfu to drop bombs.
8. Xianfu can sleep for three and a half years!
lol.... whaha... so if i won't see u for 3,5 yrs so i will know that ur somewhere sleeping and dreaming abt ur secrets! lol
love&respect
hmm.....are that true??!!!... I was the first Tsar??... lol... :).... I can sleep for three and a half years??... wonder how my breath smells like....??.. lol..!!! U will seee me around here...bugging ya... sticking my comments... You should see my puzzled look after reading the top 10 trivia about myself.. I mean my name...lol Yeah...Macdonalds!!!...so f*cking unhealthy...BUt once in a blue... eating those JUNK food...makes ppl happy(total crap I know) 1.7m to 1.72m is definitely tall for me... lol.. quite tall...we are in the same heights...(I know Im short)... GeTTing better... HOPe it manages to heal for my reunion with my primary school classmates... It has been like 5 years!!!.. miSs THEY all!!! LOvE...., xIAN
who is edyta ...? :X hahhahahahha.. i know the answer :P well... nice CV honey :P really so amazing ... :) but Edyta is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.. r us sure ..? haaah i don't think so :P btw way i got anew peom i created it before going to my fuckin course so listen .. :P if i had awish , i would be your tears.. to be born in your eyes , to die on your lips but if you were my tears i would never cry... in fear of loosing u :| ...... :P:P:P so watch out miss double d :)
xianfu
"I was the first Tsar??... "
Yes, ur majesty.
"wonder how my breath smells like....??.. "
looool ;DDD~
"U will seee me around here...bugging ya..."
I love bugging ppl too. And i love to be bugged.
Tall? Welll I didnt know that i was tall. Anywayz, doesnt matter.
I hope u have a nice reunion. 5 yrs... Sounds long, huh?
Well-uh
Love & Respect
Ahmed
"but Edyta is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.. r us sure ..? haaah i don't think so :P"
Why not? :P DESTROY THEM! Buahaha...ok ok i shut up :P:P
And abt the poem... Omg... It's wonderful. I don't deserve it :|
Thaaaaanx so much ;) But we shall discuss it later on :P
Love u loads :P *Muahz*
LOL! how u doing my queen of dragons, edtyas? lol. sssssss. we're massive!!! hope you're well :). really? are you?! hehe. i'm lazing too, but at least when you do post, it's great stuff. yeah! hehe. unlike me : (. lol. you may infect my comment boxes all you like. anything to make my edytas happy. lol. ok, this is getting long. lots of luv & respect to the best dragon ever! *mangues wave goodbye to all the edytas* psycho. lol. take care! :D. scoobert just bit me. kill him!
Yeah.......5 years are indEED VERY LONG.....!!!!..... Look forward to see my classmates... how do they look like after so long??? better?? or still d same...But I ain't counting my chicken yet... "p
feeling tired though... I jz have a race with my friend... I challenged him to cycle to my house 1st... apparently he lost...haha.. eventhough I dropped my books on the way...and wasted at least 30 seconds... to pick up... HE STILL LOst....Can't stand it....lol!!!
Ur a dragon??....ur older than me.... Should I call you 'kakak' edyta??? Kakak means older sis in Melayu language.. lol...."p.... Kakak Edyta.... I want something... lol
ps: Now, where is my wine??....are dinner ready??... 1st Tsar here... lol!!!
manguesSsSsSs
heeey sssss ;D~ deliciously massive.
I'm fine, i'm fine. Just oh so tired. But it's so typical. I should get a secretary to manage my time for me. Can u lend me one of ur secretaries, protein queen?
Scoobert's dead. He had his resurection. He promised to be good. Or we will eat Scoobert pie. Yeah. He looks tasty.
*drooling* lol
Love&Respect(loads)
Holy shit. Everybody's a royalty.
Manguesss' a Protein/rambling Queen
Xianfu is the 1st Tsar of Russia
Edyta is the Emperor of the whole world.(how one test showed)
This is such an honour.
xianfu
ok! How's brother in Melayu language? I'd happily use this word for/against u.
I'm sooo glad that u won.(cycling)
And have fun at ur reunion and dont forget to tell me all abt it :P kidding ;D~
Love&Respect
edytaSssssSSSs lol. this is so fucking massive! lol. so glad ur fine. damn you're tired? awwww : (. a secretary? lol. omg, what a coincidence! i was thinking the other day "how cool wld it b to have my very own personal assistant". god we're so lazy! lol. i tell u what: i'll happily hand over one or as much as u like, mangues for all ur boring chores. lol. scoobert died! nooooo. lol. that's hilarious, him coming back to life & promising to be good. lol. *drools as well* sounds very tasty. crack up! anyways, take care my super flamin queen of all dragons, edytas! SssssssssssssSsssssssss. omg, stop me with the S's! lol. loads of love, respect, peace & happiness to you too :). oh and stacks of protein!!
Manguesss' a Protein/rambling Queen?? *cries* i'm so proud! lol. thank you. "Edyta is the Emperor of the whole world.(how one test showed)
This is such an honour" lol! you are indeed the emperor of the world!!! you totally rule, edytas!
oh...and thanks again for everything. you're the best emperor ever :D. take care! manguesssssssssssssssssss.
manguesSsSsSs
*yaaay* protein forevaaaa
"i'll happily hand over one or as much as u like, mangues for all ur boring chores"
ohhh thank u thank u thank u... shiiit! that would be so useful. coz i just dont manage to do antyhing right. Fucking hell!
And I must apologise for the lack of updates. Dragon is sorry. Fuck. I'm soooo boring. Somebody sue me.
BTW - when r ur animals comming back? they looked oh-so-tasty. Shit i better go or someone might get eaten. *drools and pats Scoobs* lol that was psycho
Hope ur fine. Damn, ur hoooot ;D~ Shit, I'm also getting massive. It's ur delicious fault. lol
manguesSsSsSs
Holy shit i forgot.
SSSSSSsssssSSSSSsssssSSSS
(am i a snake or something? don't answer)
SSSSssssSSSSSssss
lol
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