Saturday, June 10, 2006

~*The Sisterhood [Part 3]*~

Hello! I'm sorry for the lack of me :) Well, but I'm here now and bringing you the next chapter of The Sisterhood. What will I think of next? I know that the popular votes (Yanas) are all for global castration. I couldn't agree more! LOL :D~
Hope everyone is fine & as contagious Sam would say, peace & happiness :)
***
I wanted my wife to have a beautiful funeral. A priest, music, stuff like that. Oh, and I also asked the agency to dress up kids as angels and make them sing some songs. Not necessarily sad songs; I have read somewhere that in some countries funerals are celebrations. People celebrate: eat, drink, and dance because one more soul has reached Eden. Or paradise. Or heaven. Call it as you may. My wife was a big fan of Marilyn Monroe and all those love songs. So I decided why not sing some of Marilyn's songs? At least one.

Next week my wife will be in Eden. I was kind of getting used to the idea that my Ana was not here and I actually was looking forward to the fact that my wife won't be here anymore. I was talking to her from time to time. Like: 'This will make an excellent addition to this case, ain't I right, hun?' Well, yes, I actually liked the idea that her soul shall rest in peace. At last.
I remember that day. Her skin was so white, bloody red lips and a black dress. She's soulless. She's dead.
It was raining and the priest was singing along with the little angels. Poor kids, they all will have colds after this funeral.
I don't know why but everyone was standing without umbrellas except me. And her. I saw her. How could she come to my wife's funeral? How did she know that my wife had died? No newspapers could have written that. No people could have said that. My wife wasn't a celebrity, I wasn't a celebrity. How could that bitch know?
I came closer to her and grabbed her hair.
'Nice to meet you, Ana. If you are Ana, that is.'
'Let me go!'
'Why are you here?'
'It's a funeral!'
'Oh, you noticed? I don't see you dressed in black.'
'Stop it for crying out loud. People are looking at us. You don't want them to think that you have a romance with me.'
I let her go.
'Thank you darling. Now what was it you wanted to ask me?', Ana said in a sweet way and smiled.
'If you don't tell me why you are here I will beat the shit out of you.'
'Since when are you rude?'
'Since now.'
'Very well. I knew Ana. I know everyone in this cozy little city. You haven't noticed? I even know you and your father. I know your mother. I know your date of birth. How banal.'
She took a cigarette and lit it.
'A beautiful funeral. She deserves it', she said and looked at me.
I looked back at her. I was surprisingly calm. She smiled at me and I looked at her neck. She was very young. You can tell a woman's age by looking at her neck. Faces lie because make up can hide flaws. I also noticed something little and strange on her neck. It was like a little tattoo or a symbol. It looked very familiar to me for some reason. Not that I have ever seen it. I wasn't sure.
'What's on your neck, Ana?', I asked,' Are you really Ana?'
'Yeah. Ana. I'm Ana.'
'So? What's on your neck, Ana?'
'Nothing. It's something that one of my patients has left me.'
'Patients?'
'Yeah, patients like you.'
'I thought I was your client.'
'No. Clients come when they are fine and are willing to have some fun. You are a patient. I saw your sad eyes that day. I mean night.'
I stayed silent. People were watching me and Ana. They were talking about us, I was sure. Stuff like he found his new Ana. People are disgusting.
I went away from her. I went away from them all. I left in the middle of the funeral because I couldn't bear seeing their restless eyes on me. All eyes were on me.
I was walking through one old street and I hardly could see my way through those colossal rain drops.
Suddenly I felt a cold hand on me. I was frightened. I shook and turned around.
'Stay away from her. Stay away from that woman!'
'Who are you?'
'No matter. Stay away from that woman or you will be in grave danger!'
It was an old man. He looked nervous because he was looking in different directions. Left, my face, right. Left again and right. He was wearing a dark cover and I could barely see his face. He looked almost like a monk to me. Maybe he was a monk. Whoever he was, he hurried back to where he came from. He vanished right in front of my eyes, leaving me breathless and frightened. I was standing there in the rain like a brick wall.
'Christopher?'
I turned around to see who that was. I made a squeaking sound I have never thought I'd be able to make. I felt a wave of weakness coming over me.
'Chris, you look like you've seen a ghost. What's wrong with you? I thought you were at your wife's funeral.'
'Mike?', I opened my mouth feeling quite relieved.
'Well, yeah. Who did you expect?', Mike asked.
'Sorry. Just some old timer frightened me. I was at the funeral. I couldn't bear being there. I am a coward.'
'I understand you, mate. I wasn't around my Elizabeth's funeral either.'
'Yeah. It's raining hard, ain't it?'
'Sure is. You'd better go home. You had a bad day.'
'I think I will, Mike. That was my intension in the first place.'
I left Mike. I was walking along that street with a feeling that I was being watched. I think I was right. That monk-kinda-thing was afraid of Mike. He saw Mike coming and hid. Maybe he was a fugitive? What did he want from me then?
The next morning I woke up feeling badly because of my sleepless night. I wasn't sleeping well; I was thinking what has my life become without Ana, my precious wife. I wonder if Mike ever felt the same. He'd never tell. Did he have feelings inside that heart of steel?
I ate breakfast whilst watching the news. Nothing new: politicians are getting stacks of money, celebrities making up new religions. The old yap yap.
I was just about to finish my coffee when I heard a knock on the door and some steps. Someone was in a hurry. So was I. I wanted to see who that was. But I didn't make it. Whoever it was, he's gone now.
'What the...'
There was a letter. I opened the envelope and took a note out of it.
'Christopher...
Please meet me at the local cafe tonight, called Salvador's.
8 PM, tonight.
This is very important. I think I know why your wife died.
Christopher if you care, you have to come.
PS. don't let anyone follow you. I will wear a wig.
I think you will recognize me.
Yours faithfully,
Ana'
I couldn't believe it. She knew the murderer's name? Should I tell Mike? No. I should certainly not. I am a man after all. I will come alone.

'Christopher if you care, you have to come.'

I care. Of course, I care.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

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yana said...

edytasss?! yesss! global castration is in order. go edytas. LOL. i brought my tools...so lets get started :P. christopher first, that bastard! hehe. awww, how sweet. i hope you're doing superhotlyfine :D & yes! that sam is a bug with P&H. now i can't stop saying it. lol. *yay*!!! more sisterhood. time for me to eat. lol. "People celebrate: eat, drink, and dance because one more soul has reached Eden" beautiful :). mexicans do that, don't they? this is so true:". You can tell a woman's age by looking at her neck. Faces lie because make up can hide flaws". oooohhh, can i play the monk? lol. "heart of steel"? that's Yanas to a T. i'm cold. lol. can you please just reveal the killer? hehe :D. omg, edytas created a monster:ME. i'm sooo bad. sorry but this line cracks me up, "I am a man after all". hehe. okies, forgive for boring you, dragons. i don't mean to be massive today :D. all i wanna say is that cheers so much for the latest installment!! i truly do look forward to 'em. they're delectable. you know by now that you're a talented writer...person!! i'm so excited. how gay. lol. it just keeps getting juicier & your soooo cruel for not telling me the murderer :P. well done & i hope you're doing superhotlyfine!! here, i give you my waterbottle to warm you too! hehe :D. i wish you p&h, bridess aka mrs sayid. bye for now :D

ps- i demand MORE!!! more, plz :)

yana said...

ohh, i also love the pic. it's tasty :D

xianfu said...

...more reading... got so much of reading todayz aledi... lucky u... that Im not reading ur post yet.. muahahahhahaahaahahahahha... shall keep in mind to read it later on... if I ever will remember.. doubt that seriously.. hahahahhahhaha... now... since when u become hardworking... ???... Part 3???... thought we are in Part 2 for like at least 20 years.. hahamuahhahahaa.... now... since Im really... getting tired of today exams... tataz..

loves n joYS... read the f1rst part... GLOBAL CASTRATION???... now u got me into thinking...

Edyta said...

YANASSS!
I feel sooo bad cuz i left u a record-like massive comment :| o'm so sorry. i'm such a moron :( sue me, plz.
shiiiiit.
i agree. i am so evil. boo. i know. the murderer? not yet. plz, dont be angry at me :|

'omg, edytas created a monster:ME'
oooomg! what a cuteeee monster! oooomg! no, seriously! I LOVE MY NEW CREATION: yanas.

"ohh, i also love the pic. it's tasty :D "
i totally agree. all the pics r delicious. its one painter, called luis royo (of whom i am a big fan) & i take his paintings. he paints violent & somehwat sadistic scenes. yet i find his art totally sexy. i am serious :D a guy has a talent :D

'i give you my waterbottle to warm you too! '
how cuteeeeee. shiiiit. ur the sweetest thing everrrrr.
i wont be massive cuz i was soooo awful in ur comment box (forgive me)
i just hope that u r superhotlyfine & zexy :D
p&h to u & sams. undoubtably.

Edyta said...

Tsar
I see ur worried abt the global castration issue. I also would be. I'm sorry for u :( (not really)
Hope u will pass ur exams & be free as the wind, i wish u loads of luck & hope to see u singing soon :D

xianfu said...

just finished reading ur post... hmmm, still feeling hungry.. mind serving the next part???... lolz.. another twisty plot of story... hehe... Now Ana... plays an important role???... hmmm.. wonder are u going to make this story a LONG ONE OR SHORT ONE.. COZ.. I have a deja vu... (apparently of course) that ur gonna make a long long long story that will strench for over 50 years... lolz... hehe... hmmm... now u got me thinking(yes, again)... lolz... Heaven... a wonderful world... lolz.. The monk certainly has created a mysterious image to us...to me at least.. in case Im the onli who is feeling it.. hehe... wonder who is he???... Is he actually Ana's dad???... hmm, guess I have to wait for another time to know the story... now... since Im done... hope christopher dies early... muahahahahhaahhaha/.... I like the idea of main character dies early... muahahhahaha.. sorry for the evil laughters... ur a contagious dd....

abt the global castration???.. not in my mind yet... lolz... Yup Im singing now... "When I need you" by Leo Sayer.. I know it's a crappy song.. but I loveeeee that song... Muakz

joys n loves!!!

xianfu said...

btw, do u mean intention???... in ur post???...

Astronaut said...

Your story gets better and better every time, i think you have had a very special idea indeed, i am looking forward to your next one. BTW, i have done the i.. posts yana did. Got to go, i am unbelievably hungry. Peace and happiness!

Edyta said...

Tsar?
Deja Vu? LOOOL :D omg... i'm sooo contagious & diseasy (?) well... I AM! :P
'a long long long story that will strench for over 50 years... '
LOOOOL. Oh... u think i'm that evil? u r right.
'Yup Im singing now... "When I need you" by Leo Sayer.. I know it's a crappy song.. '
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! tsar is singing! how sweet!
'btw, do u mean intention???... in ur post???...'
tsar? could u be more specific? i didnt get it :| dumb dd. sorry :| lol :D

Edyta said...

Sams?
Gonna devour ur quest. in no time :D

yana said...

edytasss, my hot bridesss? or should i say : CYBERTWIN!!! that is sooo freaky. lol. awwwwww, you shouldn't feel bad about the record like massive!!! noooooo waaaaaaaay. it was very appreciated, tasty AND i think my comment was super massive :(. don't be sorry, okies??? and you're not a moron. pleeeeeeasssssse :D and your "I" was soooooooooo tastttty! i'm so glad you had a go!

awww, i can be angry with you about not revealing the murderer. i'm just being a pest (SO ANNOYING I AM!)...i will be patient. i can't wait for more :D. but you're still evil! :D

"I LOVE MY NEW CREATION: yanas" LOL. that's hilarious. i'm sooo touched by that lol. what a disgusting creation i am lol :O. you will bringing me to life. lol. so mental.

well, luis royo? he has talent? i believe you, edytasss :D cuz that pics is truly tasty. i love it.

awwww, of course i had to give you something to warm you up too since it's so fucking cold over there?? and that tea was sooooo sweet...so YOU'RE the sweetest ever. don't ever forget that, ok? :D

i'm trying not to be massive in here, dragons...so forgive me or not? lol. i should learn how to cut down. i just killed sams's quest. help me. damn.

you're too sweet, i am freezing (sorry, i don't mean to complain) but i'll survive AND i just hope you're doing superhotlyfine too! zexxxy and warm as well :D. peace & happiness to you & snakes as well.

ps- awwwww... i hope you're not sad. are you? hope not :(. would you like me to bash anyone up for you? hehe.

Edyta said...

Cybertwinssssss!
Im sooo flattered that i ahve my own HOT. I mean SUPERHOT cybertwinssss. yaaaay. how mentally sweet.
'you will bringing me to life. lol. so mental.'
u also brought me to life. i am a frankestein. or a zombie. or a blood sucking vampire. yesssss, dracula i am. boo. lol. how sick.

' i'm just being a pest (SO ANNOYING I AM!)...'
oh nooo! u r sooo not a pest. u r a walking charity organisation cuz u r reading my stuff & not sueing me for writing that. LOL :D~ no, wait. i am serious. thats not funny. ok, maybe it is. siiiickoooo. lol

"i'm trying not to be massive in here, dragons...so forgive me or not? lol. i should learn how to cut down. i just killed sams's quest. help me. damn."
being massive or senseless is no crime. as a matter of fact its delish. i mean who needs sense & shortness if i understand ur senselessness (?) & love to devour ur massiveness. supermassive is tasty. lol :D
shiit. i need to learn how to cut the crap. ok. so that was a note to self :D lol
Hope ur superHOTLYfine & zexily great. (what did that mean?) i know that u got it. lol :D
p&h to u & supercontagious snakesss. :D

xianfu said...

damn dd giving me a massivveeee comment.. I shall counter-reply it... muahhahaha ...

















































































































































































ok done... heheh.... my thumb feels kinda pain.. muaaahahhaha,,,, another awful act from tsar
but certainly it does look pretty massivveee

Edyta said...

loooooooooooooool ;D~ tsar. that was evil. lol. how rude (not really) phahhahahaha. damn u. u want me to do the same? lol

xianfu said...

no no no... Dun do it to me.. Poor tsar... if u did that... tsar the honourable one... muahahahahahhahahaha....
Im so rude nowadays!!!.. Gotta change my attitude... lolz... Talking about attitude.. I think I acted like an asshole today at skol.. muahhahaha... Literally, I think, u get it.. lolz.. Feeellling so headache right now.. too much of staring at the computer screen... Should have gone for jogging or cycling.. Coz.. I feeeell sooo tired right now.. must be the chess match I played wit my frenz.. how evil is he to beat me.. *yawn*.. here it goes.. lolz... muahahahhahaha

1 thing that is quite spectacular in ur comment is that... "awww... tsar? all busy being devoured by exams? damn that sucks :( i can understand. they r wasting ur preciuos time, cuz its sooooo obvious that u know everrrrrrrrything. assholes. :D~ " ... thats so..... welll.... dunno how to describe it.. But I certainly on it.. muahahahahhahaahahahahahha once again, my evil laughters ring the small room of yours.. muahahahah.. I just cant get over it though.. laughing at the whole time.. I think I might be a nut.. find something to shut my mouth up..!!!.. Tissue or some clothes or something.. NO AARON'S USED DIAPERS ok... I might just puke... *Puke*... lolz

Ice cream???.. Now ur talking.. I totally love ice cream.. but I cant eat that too much... U know why... lolz.. hehhe... Speaking abt ice cream makes my brain decreases its function at 60%... lolz Malaysia is always sunny... it only rains here during the monsoon season.. how hot is that???... thought of laying at the roadside and just let myself melt under the hot blazing sun... *phew*... wait.. *take a short nap*

*1 hour later*
yo, Im back... let me wipe my saliva 1st.. apparently, I have being drooling while sleeping..(not)... muahahahhaha... One thing that KEEPS me awake is that... "mY LAST DAY OF SKOL"...???... how delish and evil ur!!!... having the last offical.. Let me guess wat ya gonna do..

1st, u actually went to see a couple of teachers and gave them kisses, flowers and hugs..
2nd, ur actually gonna be an arsonist.. muahahaha.. now thats wat I called banal.. muahahah
3rd, You actually went up to the stage and gave a speech of appreciation to the teachers and sang a song.. (thats sweet)
4th, ur gonna paint the school red instead of painting the town red and create havoc and disaster by using mentalism.. muahahaha
5th, ur actually gonna make a double key of the school master key so that u can enter the school anytime..muahahah
6th, ur actually gonna lock a teacher in a toilet.. muahahahah
7th, ur actually gonna apply the teacher's chair with lot of glues and so that ur teacher can sit on it and their's butt will be glued to the chair... muahahahahahhaha
8th, ur actually will buy them presents but the truth is that u have hidden horrible insects in it.. muahahahha
9th, ur actually gonna put laxatives in the canteen food and blame the canteen operator.. another prank of yours..(tis is a bad idea)
10th, ur actually gonna organise a huge crowd and actually throw water ballons at the teacher and make the school a huge mess

ok... those were huge examples of dumb but effective methods of practising mentalism in school... AS THE PRESIDENT OF MENTALISM SOCIETY... , Edyta Victoria Lozovska... Did I get it right ur name???.. hehe.. U shall set an example for the fellow followers.. muahahahahahhaahhahhaah *expecting a good news from ya tomorrow* shall ya failed... hurmm.... dun care.. ahhahaha

Movies movies movies.. damn edyta who is always one step ahead of me... Poseidon???.. havent watched it yet.. heard it was a nice show.. wat next dd..? "Superman: The Return"? lolz.. Watched 2 movies during my recent school holidays... Da Vinci and Xmen 3.. Both are good.. keep me fascinated all the time.. muahaha.. aand one more show, did u watch "Over The Hedge"?... Nice animation.. give a try before "Cars".. muahahahahahhahaha Fergie from Black Eyed Peas??.. She is dead???.. good good.. she keeps on showing her humps.. lolz.. we want more!!! hahahahaha.. glad she is already dead.. no more of her humps.. muahahahah.. (kidding).. lolz.. seriously only the song "Where is the love" attracts me the most.. hehe U watch movie on PC???... DDD??? THE PRINCESS??? WATCH MOVIE ON PC????

PRICELESS... lolz

U get nosebleed when ur sleeping...1st time I had ever heard it.. hmmm.. an interesting case.. told ya not to watch the reruns of "Lost" so many times... I know u get nosebleed when u see sayid.. muahahhahahaha... how wicked am I???.. mauhahahahahha... just make sure the pillow is bloody.. muahahhahah..(kidding).. Ur a walking horror movie???.. Corpse.. muahahha... hahahahahaha.... Just make sure u put a fake saw through ur head... hahaha... and pull off all of ur teeth to create the insane maniac.. I can be the saw.. lolz.. haha

I hope my comment will keep up for my previous "PRICELESS" comment.. it's indeed priceless.. dunno why dd hates it so much... lolz... Hope this look massiveee which I certainly have hoped so... if not... I will write even more...muahahahaa.. n make u blind from reading my comments...(kidding)

cheERS!!!

xianfu said...

no no no... Dun do it to me.. Poor tsar... if u did that... tsar the honourable one... muahahahahahhahahaha....
Im so rude nowadays!!!.. Gotta change my attitude... lolz... Talking about attitude.. I think I acted like an asshole today at skol.. muahhahaha... Literally, I think, u get it.. lolz.. Feeellling so headache right now.. too much of staring at the computer screen... Should have gone for jogging or cycling.. Coz.. I feeeell sooo tired right now.. must be the chess match I played wit my frenz.. how evil is he to beat me.. *yawn*.. here it goes.. lolz... muahahahhahaha

1 thing that is quite spectacular in ur comment is that... "awww... tsar? all busy being devoured by exams? damn that sucks :( i can understand. they r wasting ur preciuos time, cuz its sooooo obvious that u know everrrrrrrrything. assholes. :D~ " ... thats so..... welll.... dunno how to describe it.. But I certainly on it.. muahahahahhahaahahahahahha once again, my evil laughters ring the small room of yours.. muahahahah.. I just cant get over it though.. laughing at the whole time.. I think I might be a nut.. find something to shut my mouth up..!!!.. Tissue or some clothes or something.. NO AARON'S USED DIAPERS ok... I might just puke... *Puke*... lolz

Ice cream???.. Now ur talking.. I totally love ice cream.. but I cant eat that too much... U know why... lolz.. hehhe... Speaking abt ice cream makes my brain decreases its function at 60%... lolz Malaysia is always sunny... it only rains here during the monsoon season.. how hot is that???... thought of laying at the roadside and just let myself melt under the hot blazing sun... *phew*... wait.. *take a short nap*

*1 hour later*
yo, Im back... let me wipe my saliva 1st.. apparently, I have being drooling while sleeping..(not)... muahahahhaha... One thing that KEEPS me awake is that... "mY LAST DAY OF SKOL"...???... how delish and evil ur!!!... having the last offical.. Let me guess wat ya gonna do..

1st, u actually went to see a couple of teachers and gave them kisses, flowers and hugs..
2nd, ur actually gonna be an arsonist.. muahahaha.. now thats wat I called banal.. muahahah
3rd, You actually went up to the stage and gave a speech of appreciation to the teachers and sang a song.. (thats sweet)
4th, ur gonna paint the school red instead of painting the town red and create havoc and disaster by using mentalism.. muahahaha
5th, ur actually gonna make a double key of the school master key so that u can enter the school anytime..muahahah
6th, ur actually gonna lock a teacher in a toilet.. muahahahah
7th, ur actually gonna apply the teacher's chair with lot of glues and so that ur teacher can sit on it and their's butt will be glued to the chair... muahahahahahhaha
8th, ur actually will buy them presents but the truth is that u have hidden horrible insects in it.. muahahahha
9th, ur actually gonna put laxatives in the canteen food and blame the canteen operator.. another prank of yours..(tis is a bad idea)
10th, ur actually gonna organise a huge crowd and actually throw water ballons at the teacher and make the school a huge mess

ok... those were huge examples of dumb but effective methods of practising mentalism in school... AS THE PRESIDENT OF MENTALISM SOCIETY... , Edyta Victoria Lozovska... Did I get it right ur name???.. hehe.. U shall set an example for the fellow followers.. muahahahahahhaahhahhaah *expecting a good news from ya tomorrow* shall ya failed... hurmm.... dun care.. ahhahaha

Movies movies movies.. damn edyta who is always one step ahead of me... Poseidon???.. havent watched it yet.. heard it was a nice show.. wat next dd..? "Superman: The Return"? lolz.. Watched 2 movies during my recent school holidays... Da Vinci and Xmen 3.. Both are good.. keep me fascinated all the time.. muahaha.. aand one more show, did u watch "Over The Hedge"?... Nice animation.. give a try before "Cars".. muahahahahahhahaha Fergie from Black Eyed Peas??.. She is dead???.. good good.. she keeps on showing her humps.. lolz.. we want more!!! hahahahaha.. glad she is already dead.. no more of her humps.. muahahahah.. (kidding).. lolz.. seriously only the song "Where is the love" attracts me the most.. hehe U watch movie on PC???... DDD??? THE PRINCESS??? WATCH MOVIE ON PC????

PRICELESS... lolz

U get nosebleed when ur sleeping...1st time I had ever heard it.. hmmm.. an interesting case.. told ya not to watch the reruns of "Lost" so many times... I know u get nosebleed when u see sayid.. muahahhahahaha... how wicked am I???.. mauhahahahahha... just make sure the pillow is bloody.. muahahhahah..(kidding).. Ur a walking horror movie???.. Corpse.. muahahha... hahahahahaha.... Just make sure u put a fake saw through ur head... hahaha... and pull off all of ur teeth to create the insane maniac.. I can be the saw.. lolz.. haha

I hope my comment will keep up for my previous "PRICELESS" comment.. it's indeed priceless.. dunno why dd hates it so much... lolz... Hope this look massiveee which I certainly have hoped so... if not... I will write even more...muahahahaa.. n make u blind from reading my comments...(kidding)

cheERS!!!

xianfu said...

no no no... Dun do it to me.. Poor tsar... if u did that... tsar the honourable one... muahahahahahhahahaha....
Im so rude nowadays!!!.. Gotta change my attitude... lolz... Talking about attitude.. I think I acted like an asshole today at skol.. muahhahaha... Literally, I think, u get it.. lolz.. Feeellling so headache right now.. too much of staring at the computer screen... Should have gone for jogging or cycling.. Coz.. I feeeell sooo tired right now.. must be the chess match I played wit my frenz.. how evil is he to beat me.. *yawn*.. here it goes.. lolz... muahahahhahaha

1 thing that is quite spectacular in ur comment is that... "awww... tsar? all busy being devoured by exams? damn that sucks :( i can understand. they r wasting ur preciuos time, cuz its sooooo obvious that u know everrrrrrrrything. assholes. :D~ " ... thats so..... welll.... dunno how to describe it.. But I certainly on it.. muahahahahhahaahahahahahha once again, my evil laughters ring the small room of yours.. muahahahah.. I just cant get over it though.. laughing at the whole time.. I think I might be a nut.. find something to shut my mouth up..!!!.. Tissue or some clothes or something.. NO AARON'S USED DIAPERS ok... I might just puke... *Puke*... lolz

Ice cream???.. Now ur talking.. I totally love ice cream.. but I cant eat that too much... U know why... lolz.. hehhe... Speaking abt ice cream makes my brain decreases its function at 60%... lolz Malaysia is always sunny... it only rains here during the monsoon season.. how hot is that???... thought of laying at the roadside and just let myself melt under the hot blazing sun... *phew*... wait.. *take a short nap*

*1 hour later*
yo, Im back... let me wipe my saliva 1st.. apparently, I have being drooling while sleeping..(not)... muahahahhaha... One thing that KEEPS me awake is that... "mY LAST DAY OF SKOL"...???... how delish and evil ur!!!... having the last offical.. Let me guess wat ya gonna do..

1st, u actually went to see a couple of teachers and gave them kisses, flowers and hugs..
2nd, ur actually gonna be an arsonist.. muahahaha.. now thats wat I called banal.. muahahah
3rd, You actually went up to the stage and gave a speech of appreciation to the teachers and sang a song.. (thats sweet)
4th, ur gonna paint the school red instead of painting the town red and create havoc and disaster by using mentalism.. muahahaha
5th, ur actually gonna make a double key of the school master key so that u can enter the school anytime..muahahah
6th, ur actually gonna lock a teacher in a toilet.. muahahahah
7th, ur actually gonna apply the teacher's chair with lot of glues and so that ur teacher can sit on it and their's butt will be glued to the chair... muahahahahahhaha
8th, ur actually will buy them presents but the truth is that u have hidden horrible insects in it.. muahahahha
9th, ur actually gonna put laxatives in the canteen food and blame the canteen operator.. another prank of yours..(tis is a bad idea)
10th, ur actually gonna organise a huge crowd and actually throw water ballons at the teacher and make the school a huge mess

ok... those were huge examples of dumb but effective methods of practising mentalism in school... AS THE PRESIDENT OF MENTALISM SOCIETY... , Edyta Victoria Lozovska... Did I get it right ur name???.. hehe.. U shall set an example for the fellow followers.. muahahahahahhaahhahhaah *expecting a good news from ya tomorrow* shall ya failed... hurmm.... dun care.. ahhahaha

Movies movies movies.. damn edyta who is always one step ahead of me... Poseidon???.. havent watched it yet.. heard it was a nice show.. wat next dd..? "Superman: The Return"? lolz.. Watched 2 movies during my recent school holidays... Da Vinci and Xmen 3.. Both are good.. keep me fascinated all the time.. muahaha.. aand one more show, did u watch "Over The Hedge"?... Nice animation.. give a try before "Cars".. muahahahahahhahaha Fergie from Black Eyed Peas??.. She is dead???.. good good.. she keeps on showing her humps.. lolz.. we want more!!! hahahahaha.. glad she is already dead.. no more of her humps.. muahahahah.. (kidding).. lolz.. seriously only the song "Where is the love" attracts me the most.. hehe U watch movie on PC???... DDD??? THE PRINCESS??? WATCH MOVIE ON PC????

PRICELESS... lolz

U get nosebleed when ur sleeping...1st time I had ever heard it.. hmmm.. an interesting case.. told ya not to watch the reruns of "Lost" so many times... I know u get nosebleed when u see sayid.. muahahhahahaha... how wicked am I???.. mauhahahahahha... just make sure the pillow is bloody.. muahahhahah..(kidding).. Ur a walking horror movie???.. Corpse.. muahahha... hahahahahaha.... Just make sure u put a fake saw through ur head... hahaha... and pull off all of ur teeth to create the insane maniac.. I can be the saw.. lolz.. haha

I hope my comment will keep up for my previous "PRICELESS" comment.. it's indeed priceless.. dunno why dd hates it so much... lolz... Hope this look massiveee which I certainly have hoped so... if not... I will write even more...muahahahaa.. n make u blind from reading my comments...(kidding)

cheERS!!!

xianfu said...
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xianfu said...

no no no... Dun do it to me.. Poor tsar... if u did that... tsar the honourable one... muahahahahahhahahaha....
Im so rude nowadays!!!.. Gotta change my attitude... lolz... Talking about attitude.. I think I acted like an asshole today at skol.. muahhahaha... Literally, I think, u get it.. lolz.. Feeellling so headache right now.. too much of staring at the computer screen... Should have gone for jogging or cycling.. Coz.. I feeeell sooo tired right now.. must be the chess match I played wit my frenz.. how evil is he to beat me.. *yawn*.. here it goes.. lolz... muahahahhahaha

1 thing that is quite spectacular in ur comment is that... "awww... tsar? all busy being devoured by exams? damn that sucks :( i can understand. they r wasting ur preciuos time, cuz its sooooo obvious that u know everrrrrrrrything. assholes. :D~ " ... thats so..... welll.... dunno how to describe it.. But I certainly on it.. muahahahahhahaahahahahahha once again, my evil laughters ring the small room of yours.. muahahahah.. I just cant get over it though.. laughing at the whole time.. I think I might be a nut.. find something to shut my mouth up..!!!.. Tissue or some clothes or something.. NO AARON'S USED DIAPERS ok... I might just puke... *Puke*... lolz

Ice cream???.. Now ur talking.. I totally love ice cream.. but I cant eat that too much... U know why... lolz.. hehhe... Speaking abt ice cream makes my brain decreases its function at 60%... lolz Malaysia is always sunny... it only rains here during the monsoon season.. how hot is that???... thought of laying at the roadside and just let myself melt under the hot blazing sun... *phew*... wait.. *take a short nap*

*1 hour later*
yo, Im back... let me wipe my saliva 1st.. apparently, I have being drooling while sleeping..(not)... muahahahhaha... One thing that KEEPS me awake is that... "mY LAST DAY OF SKOL"...???... how delish and evil ur!!!... having the last offical.. Let me guess wat ya gonna do..

1st, u actually went to see a couple of teachers and gave them kisses, flowers and hugs..
2nd, ur actually gonna be an arsonist.. muahahaha.. now thats wat I called banal.. muahahah
3rd, You actually went up to the stage and gave a speech of appreciation to the teachers and sang a song.. (thats sweet)
4th, ur gonna paint the school red instead of painting the town red and create havoc and disaster by using mentalism.. muahahaha
5th, ur actually gonna make a double key of the school master key so that u can enter the school anytime..muahahah
6th, ur actually gonna lock a teacher in a toilet.. muahahahah
7th, ur actually gonna apply the teacher's chair with lot of glues and so that ur teacher can sit on it and their's butt will be glued to the chair... muahahahahahhaha
8th, ur actually will buy them presents but the truth is that u have hidden horrible insects in it.. muahahahha
9th, ur actually gonna put laxatives in the canteen food and blame the canteen operator.. another prank of yours..(tis is a bad idea)
10th, ur actually gonna organise a huge crowd and actually throw water ballons at the teacher and make the school a huge mess

ok... those were huge examples of dumb but effective methods of practising mentalism in school... AS THE PRESIDENT OF MENTALISM SOCIETY... , Edyta Victoria Lozovska... Did I get it right ur name???.. hehe.. U shall set an example for the fellow followers.. muahahahahahhaahhahhaah *expecting a good news from ya tomorrow* shall ya failed... hurmm.... dun care.. ahhahaha

Movies movies movies.. damn edyta who is always one step ahead of me... Poseidon???.. havent watched it yet.. heard it was a nice show.. wat next dd..? "Superman: The Return"? lolz.. Watched 2 movies during my recent school holidays... Da Vinci and Xmen 3.. Both are good.. keep me fascinated all the time.. muahaha.. aand one more show, did u watch "Over The Hedge"?... Nice animation.. give a try before "Cars".. muahahahahahhahaha Fergie from Black Eyed Peas??.. She is dead???.. good good.. she keeps on showing her humps.. lolz.. we want more!!! hahahahaha.. glad she is already dead.. no more of her humps.. muahahahah.. (kidding).. lolz.. seriously only the song "Where is the love" attracts me the most.. hehe U watch movie on PC???... DDD??? THE PRINCESS??? WATCH MOVIE ON PC????

PRICELESS... lolz

U get nosebleed when ur sleeping...1st time I had ever heard it.. hmmm.. an interesting case.. told ya not to watch the reruns of "Lost" so many times... I know u get nosebleed when u see sayid.. muahahhahahaha... how wicked am I???.. mauhahahahahha... just make sure the pillow is bloody.. muahahhahah..(kidding).. Ur a walking horror movie???.. Corpse.. muahahha... hahahahahaha.... Just make sure u put a fake saw through ur head... hahaha... and pull off all of ur teeth to create the insane maniac.. I can be the saw.. lolz.. haha

I hope my comment will keep up for my previous "PRICELESS" comment.. it's indeed priceless.. dunno why dd hates it so much... lolz... Hope this look massiveee which I certainly have hoped so... if not... I will write even more...muahahahaa.. n make u blind from reading my comments...(kidding)

cheERS!!!

Edyta said...

Tsar?
Phahhahahahahahahahha! I think i can get it from one time. Not a slow group member... Several times, huh? U cant imagine, tsar, whats waitin' for ya :DDDD~~~
speaking abt funnyyyyyy ;DD~ lol
omg, i cant stop laughing (like a mental freak!)
BTW, yeah i've seen over the hedge. lol @ animals eating fast food. i wish i could join them lol ;DDD~ foooooood everywhere lol :D~
yep, i'm waitin' for cars. cant wait long though ;P i'm too scared of the fact that u shall beat me which will never happen. everrrrrrr. booo. muahahhahahaha.

such a mess u've created. i love it :D lol
l&r, tsar. ur a goner. mark my words, tsar :D~

Unknown said...

This gets better and better. I hope you have sent this to a publisher or at least get yourself an agent.

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Good as always :)
No, it's not boring - I suppose u'll ask about this ;)
What I like about ur stories (sorry for repeating myself) are unpredictable, especially longer ones :)
So, honey, keep on doin' great job

xianfu said...

..... The blogger connection was somehow not working.. So I click reload and reload and reload.. for quite a few times actually... And, I think of being sweet and delete some of the SAME comments I have sent to you.. but sweetness doesnt last long.. So I think.. hmmm, wat the heck... since dd is blind.. muahahahhahaha... Btw, wat do u mean by repatative??? (u said it in my blog).. U mean I keep repeating the same thing?.. hmm.. I will take notice in that..

DAMN U .. u watch Over the hedge already.. come on... tell me at least 1 movie u havent watched that I have watched??? how about.. Resident Evil???... Hmm, the turtle is really cute... muahhhaa.. Animals eating fast food???.. thought fast food is ur life???... wait.... nvm.. lolz... yup more food!!!...... Cars???.... How abt a lil of Superman??... the movies released are pretty bored... not gonna make a hype on them... haha...

I like 2 create mess.. I shall do it more often... miaahahahahahha

I aledi mark ur word... ---------------
lolz

Edyta said...

PJ
I wish i knew how. If I knew how I'd definitely would. It's my wish, anyway :)
Thanx :)

Edyta said...

Agata;*~
4:13 AM ?
Whoaaaah... Sorry... I'm speechless atm. Hope ur fine & energetic after ur trip :) misssseddd yaaaa so muccccccccch (not) lol :D

Edyta said...

Tsar?
"miaahahahahahha"
new found laugh? looool ;DDDDD~ i shall devour it too. miahahahahhahah. miahahahhaha ;DD~ ok enough. :P
its just ur luck that i like ur destruction ;P~ lucky lucky tsar ;P~

Anonymous said...

heyy..:P long time didn't write in my diary :P:P (ur diary) and about ur 3rd part how cute:P although i didn't read ur 2nd part:P:P thats why i have to read the 2nd part but not now:P:P now i know u got alot of presents sooo happy for u :P and wb for ur friends:)i am just sitting here at home i dunno what to do its so late now but i don't want to sleep:| hope u r with me now:P well... i am not talkative :P may be my comment sooo boring :P i dunno i dunno the worst comment:P but what can i do.. i am giving u my best :P any way... i will see u tommorrow after ur jogging :P:P hope ur heart will be ok :P don't run so fast no sprint :P coz i am inside so take care :P:P yeah yeah romanticass:PP muaaaaaaaaaaaaahz my edytaaa :)miss u like shit :)

Edyta said...

York's Night ;P
U poor thing :( maybe u forgot that i have a good memory to catch u when u lieeee ;P
Here its is:
Last Comment Box: (i quote)
"haaaaaaaaaah i read ur second part;) how cuteee !!"
This Comment Boc: (i quote likewise)
"although i didn't read ur 2nd part:P:P"
Bastardy liar :P
:P
Anyway... I'm back now. &... what were u doing not sleeping @ 2.43 AM? Huuuh? It sok, me too, but nevermind :P Yep, my friends r all back, safe & sound & brought me loads of presents. not for u. for me :P:P so do not look at them. buahahhaha. ok. enough. :P
assass:P
PS. Ur comment is not boring. For me no comments r boring. Just the fact that u wrote it is very pleasant :) To me it is. U can, of course, sue me.
PPS. I'm not making u read it. If u dont want or don't have the will to do it, so u dont read it. I am not standing behind u with a knife, making u do it. I am not. U live in a free country & u can do whatever u want. :P So... boo :P
PPPS. Miss u too & i hate u. Go away. :P muaaaahz to u too :)

Anonymous said...

One day as i'm laying down on my bed :P just had my lunch and i was listening to evansence:P you know .. it was good relxation for me :P long time ago didn't do like that .. any way it was amazing day althought i didn't sleep well.. i slept at 5:00 am last night but morning came my friend called me at 10:0 am i picked up hello.... eh.. oh.. huwammmmm.. (yawning):P hey jay whats up? i was sleeping man and he said hey its ok well.. can u come with me ? i feel so bored.. i need some one to talk so can you ? and hurry the fuck up !!... :P hmmmm well... ok i'll be ready in 30 min bastard:P ok bye see u beep beep ... after that i met him we went to some cafe drank coffee.. then he was talking to me but my thoughts not with him.. i was looking at him but mymind in another situation (guess what):P no nooo not romantic :P but i was missing her :P:P i sent her a msg she sent me (my edyta) :P i was asking about how was her jogging :P her body hurts her:| fuckthat shit:P after that i came back home and now now waiting for my edyta:) to come at 8:00 thought of her sooo much hope she is doing the same !!:P:P don't look at me like that not romantic :P may be she will be late abit she said that:P hope she 's having fun with her friends:) by the lake :P damn... i miss her... she is my hot:P any way that was my day's summary untile now:P i dunno what will happen :P sorry for hurting our ears :P damn me :P edytaa watch out:P:P:P honeyyyyyyyy muaahzzz:)

Edyta said...

Yorkieeeee;*~
Thanx for ur day's summary :P Am i ur lawyer? :P ok... so i think i infected u with my edyta disease... I'm sorry. But ur mind is a mess now. A mess of thoguhts abt me. But dont worry. I also have this disease, messy thoughts abt u :)
but not at the moment, as my wisdom teeth is growing :( hurts me soooo much. damn it to hell. i mean, wisedom teeth? def not for me :P i have only the idiot teeth. now thats for me. lol ;D~
BTW, love ur comments ;) sooo honest, although u r a liar :P yeah, u r :P dont argue. & dont forget u owe me 1000<$ :P u hear me. My insurence covers it all. Damn me to hell :P
Ok, i hope u r fine & love u loads my pretty asshole, bye bye & muaaahz :D

yana said...

EDYTASSS!!! i'm soooo sorry i haven't been here in donkey years :(. how terrible.

before i start...how hilarious is this place? all the massiveness, the juice up there? sooooo massive! LOL.

i am super flattered to have my very own SUPERHOT cybertwinss, too! *yay*. it's sooo delicious. "frankenstein" ?? LOL. "sheeessssss aliiiivvvvveeeee" lol. oh, i'm a blood sucking...leech. how gross.

"walking charity organisation" LOL. it makes me souns sooooo "loose". just kidding. it's so mentally sweet!! you're also very giving :D for everything you've done! lol @ never suing you. i could never :D...cuz it's sooo tasttty to sue. how rude of me.

"being massive or senseless is no crime" lol. forgive me, i keep forgetting that! lol. i feel better now :) AND i love how much you get me. soooooooo delish :D. look, i can't stop smiling? edytass always makes me smile.

oh yesss, don't you worry about that ratbag. i just hope you're doing superHOTLy fine AND zexil great<----that is sooooo funny! LOL. lots of p&h to you & snakess :D

ps-i would hate myself if i didn't thank you for everything. i just wanna make sure you know how grateful i am for your support, understanding, thoughts,concern. JUST EVERYTHING! i am very touched by komodos kindness. i'm tooo lucky! :D. thank you, my adorable cybertwin! :D *cries* SOOOOO SWEET. i'm just diiiirrrrrrrrrttt. lol

yana said...

MORE SISTERHOOD!!!! i'm holding a banner :P. how mental am i?

yana said...

oops! i mean it's sooo tasttty to read your mental stuff...so how could i sue? how dumb :(. oh, one last thing, i think the murderer is a SHE!!! muahahahaha. okies, i'm being ordered to leave. fine. i know when i've outstayed my welcome. lol. hope you're super well :D

Edyta said...

OMG!
Brides! Crack up :DDD
"EDYTASSS!!! i'm soooo sorry i haven't been here in donkey years :(. how terrible."
Awww... its ok, me too. Obviously. I'm just a lazyass. Ok... if u insist that u r dirrrrrrt then I am dussssssst. Filthy filthy dusssssst. LOL (but ur still not dirt) LOL :D~
'i think the murderer is a SHE!!! muahahahaha.'
:DDDD~~ yaaaaaay. feminists we r. I'm all for the global castration idea. LOL :D~
'MORE SISTERHOOD!!!! i'm holding a banner :P. how mental am i? '
OMG! how mentally sweet was that?
I'm very sorry for my chaotic comment. Chaotic it was. & it didnt make sense. But who needs sense? I gotta collect my massive juices & explooodeee with another chapter of 'the sisterhood' :D that was my new advertising campain? looool ;DD~
P&H to rats & snakes. hope ur superhotlyfine & zexily great! Important it surely is! LOL

xianfu said...

wait... I didnt actually replied yet???... oops... must be the wrong comment box.. sorry.. I must be infected by the MTS again.. mUtiple Tsar syndromes... lolz... "miahahhahahhaha"...??? ur new evil laughter???... muhahahahahaha... Im so lucky huh?... Thnks... lolz My epitome of destruction always fascinates me.. muahhahahaha lolz.. Feeling tired again... (as always).. lolz.. playing like 20 games of blitz chess at yahoo just now.. My mind is full of question marks now... ???? ???? ???? lolz... Still like clueless what am I doing here...lolz.. Ooohh yeah, Im going to write ya an comment... muahahahhahahah One thing that has me puzzled is.. is moon ray YELLOW????... thought it was WHITE... or the moon seems BETTER at ur place????... hmmmm.. lazy to think again.. Now u have added another question mark into my mind...????? ???? ????... How could u???!!!... U want my mind to explode??.. just like how u mixed Mentos with COKE???.... nOOOO. NOOooo.. I havent done enough of destruction yet... muahhaahha.. Btw, have u tried the experiment with mentos and coke???... hmmm.. Feeling so lazy to try.. Im such a lazyass... muahhahahahah *yAWn*...just woke up in fact... got nothing to do.. thought of playing basketball but..kinda lazy too... another example of how lazyass am I... muahahahhaah

Songs and more songs!!! Im such a music freak... Listening to different genre... muahhahaha... One thing, I still dun listen to noisy music.. muahhahahah.... Until this word, I still dun understand wat the heck am I writing about.. if u do, tell me.. lolz... And wait.. Just read ur comment again... U ACTUALLY HAVE ASKED ME TO SHOW MY DRAWING TO THE WORLD???... I will think about it.. *crying*... (someone actually wants to see my drawing)... lolz.. muahahhaha.. kidding.. I dunno, wait until I draw something nice.. muahhahahaha.. like a tree... house.. or a cd... muahahahahhahah Hmm, I shall post it later on.. lolz.. until then... We all have to wait.. even me.. lolz..

i can pRoudly "ERACE"???.. or u mean "ERASE"???... ur comment???.. i shall ... if u step down as the mentalism president.. lolz.. Writing the sisterhood in my comment box???.. Now ur talking.. muahahahha.. Go on make my comment box suffers from La Nina.. I dun mind.. muahahahahhaha lolz, I will be waiting for that.. wonder when u will do that..lolz Since u have asked for a thank... Here it's THANKS!!!



wonder whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

















actually that.....................................
















I can stop feeling boring













and stop making ur comment box like an infected cat....












then u have to see the veterinarians....













after that.....................










I stop writing.......m,uauahhahahaha moRE CHAOTIC PLEASE!!!!! lolz...

Edyta said...

Tsar!
How senseless ur comment was! I loved it loadssss. Sssss... Wait.. I'm serious :P But it wasnt as evil as mine :P

 

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