Wednesday, June 28, 2006

~*The Sisterhood [Part 5]*~

Hello! I am so extremely sorry for the delay. I promise I shall bring you the next part faster:)
FACT: I am a lazyass.
Credit: To Agata, who brutally(!!!) made me write Part 5. I love ur brutality :P

***
The sun was shining. The air was so different from the one we got used to breathe. The trees made such soft sounds as the wind touched them. And there it was. A beauty. The temple of Silvia.
Two men on were riding towards the temple. They had two bags with blood stains all over the fabric. When they got there they shouted:
'All hail the queen of all time, Silvia!'
After this the gate opened and they slowly rode into the castle.
'Get off your horses, men!' They heard a shout from down below. It was a woman. She looked amazing; the clothes that she was wearing, her facial expression and her voice. She didn't even have to move to make them get off of their horses and fall for her. She has been taught. The two men were standing there, watching her vanish into thin air with their horses. Then they saw a girl. She was young and astonishingly beautiful.
'Silvia shall see you now. I hope you will satisfy her with your strength and kind gifts.' The girl spoke to them and covered her face with some see-through fabric.
The two men couldn't say anything. The girl smiled and said:
'Follow me.'
They followed her through some big corridors and huge rooms where various women were sleeping, laughing, smiling at them.
Then they went through a room where pairs were kissing; the men smiled to each other.
'I hope this is what we get for killing Silvia's enemies', one said.
They entered a huge area and saw Silvia with all of her maids and friends.
'Ah, there you are. You are so late. I hope I shall get what I want', Silvia smiled to the men and came near them.
'We bring our most sincere apologies, Silvia, but here are the heads of your two worst enemies', one of the men said and opened the bags.
'Very well. You've done an excellent job.' Silvia came near one of them. She was wearing a silver cover and was mostly covered in gold.
'What's your name?' she asked.
The man wanted to answer but she already started to kiss him deeply. Then she stopped and smiled at him. Then she smiled to the other man. The girls behind those men said silently:
'Silvia must have liked you that she kissed you.'
The men started feel proud.
'Thank you', said Silvia and smiled proudly.
At that very moment the two girls put knives into the bodies of both men. Then they started to wiggle those knives whilst they remained in the bodies. Then the girls took the knives out and at that very second the men fell down. They were dead.
'I've taught you well, my precious angels. Now we shall have four unworthy souls so sacrifice to Badhelia,' Silvia said, 'Girls? We shall have a feast tonight!'
Silvia left the room, leaving the girls to get the bodies ready for sacrifice. They had a feast that night, indeed. Badhelia was on their side. How could she not?
***
'My Lord! Silvia killed our men!'
'Son? How do you know? The fact that they aren't back yet doesn't mean that they are not still alive.'
'Father! I was with them. I was the third man!'
'How could you? You are forbidden...'
'No, father, listen! I know how to be left unseen; don't you remember me, climbing trees, when I was little?'
'You could have died!'
'I am alive, am I not? As the future Leader of Vikings, I did what I had to do! The Badhelians cut their horses in pieces and burnt them! That meant they weren't coming back. And never shall, father!'
'Gather the men, son! Silvia shall pay!'
Little did he know that his son was positive that he'd lose.
***
That night he met Silvia and told her everything.
'Splendid.' Silvia smiled at him.
'We shall rule the world... Together, my love!'
'Are you sure that my armies are stronger than his?'
'Yes I am'
'Our love is true, The Son Of True Vikings.' Silvia said and they started to kiss as the water of the lake was reflecting the moon.
***
The next day great armies surrounded the temple of the Badhelians. The men began their attack. They started throwing burning arrows in the air as a symbol of a beginning battle.
'Silvia! They have started their attacks.' One girl cried out.
'Shh... Join us. We are praying. Badhelia shall give us strength.' Silvia replied as silent and calm as usual.
The girl joined the prayers with no negotiations. After three minutes Silvia has stood up. She raised a glass with some liquid in it.
'Badhelia has spoken to me. This is the final battle.'
'Silvia?' The girls cried.
'This is a glass of poison. Put your fingers into the glass and lick them. Leave the poison on your tongues. Once this is done open the gates', Silvia said calmly, 'My soldiers? You have shown you are worthy opponents. Die with no shame. Fight for what's true.'
The women nodded and took their weapons.
'Younger sisters! Hide the children. And come back to the battle area. Do not tell anyone where you've hidden the children.'
The girls obeyed the orders with no questions.
'Sisters! It is time! May truth lead us!'
'Badhelia! Badhelia! Badhelia!' All of the girls screamed.
'Open the gate!' Silvia screamed and vanished into the darkness.
The first men that entered the temple were fighting with warrior women. It was a bloody battle but there were far more men than women. The warrior Badhelians were defeated. But a lot of men died too.
As the Viking armies entered deeper into the castle they saw a lot of wonderful rooms. A lot of men were seduced by girls with poison on their tongues. After the kiss men were feeling weak and were choking with blood and dying, one by one. So did the girls. There was a far too big amount of poison in their blood. They died for the sisterhood.
In other rooms men died because they were falling into traps. Hidden knives, trap doors which led into rooms with spiders and snakes.
Some soldiers entered a room, where they saw the younger girls. They smiled at those young girls; the girls did the same. When the men got nearer the girls; they cut their own throats. The men were left shocked at the site that the have just seen. They were just standing there while other women attacked them with swords from the behind and cut them into two pieces.
Every time when the Vikings approached the women from the behind, the Badhelians cut their throats in order to not be enslaved. That would be a disgrace to their Goddess.
Hours later there was only one Badhelian soldier left who wasn't enslaved nor killed.
'I know you're hiding, come out and tell us where is Silvia and we shall set you free!'
Not even a sound.
'Come out and face us!' The Viking Leader screamed.
Nothing.
'My Lord may haps she is dead?' one Viking soldier said.
At that very moment a young woman came out. She was all bruised and wounded but she was standing still. The men were watching her every move.
'Where is Silvia?' The Viking leader shouted.
'Kohlung profudlare dema Badhelia!'
'I suppose she cursed us, my Lord!' A Viking soldier whispered.
'Dema Badhelia!', she screamed, 'Dema Badhelia!'
After this she fell down on the floor, bleeding. She looked at the Viking Leader and laughed.
'You shall never win against the sisterhood' she said and took her knife and cut her throat.
'Father, the Badhelians have never lost. But...'
'Son, we never lose! The Vikings never lose!'
Every man started cheering.
'Silence!', the Viking leader screamed, 'I hear a voice...'
Some men followed him towards a black door. They opened the door with no hesitation. They saw Silvia praying; she didn't pay any attention to the men that entered the sacred room.
'You lost, woman!'
Silvia didn't stop praying.


'You shall be my slave!' The Viking Leader screamed and laughed.
Silvia raised her head and looked up. She took a glass with poison and spilled it all over her body. Some men came closer to her. But none dared touch her; she was all covered in poison. She smiled at the men.
'For the sisterhood!', she screamed and fell down to a glowing hole.
The men came closer to the hole and saw that she fell down on needles which went through her body and caused fast death.
The men looked at each other and left the room.
The Sisterhood wasn't defeated. The sisterhood died for Badhelia.
The Vikings went back home with no screams or salutations. The son of the Leader committed suicide that night. He believed that Silvia loved him.
But Silvia only loved the sisterhood. She knew that it was time for the sisterhood to disappear to be able to...

***
'What the... I've never had dreams like that before' I said to myself when I woke up in the middle of the night. I washed my face and said in front of the mirror.
'My name is Christopher and that was one hell of a dream, damn it.'
I lay down on the bed.
'She knew that it was time for the sisterhood to disappear to be able to come back again.'
I said that unconsciously. I didn't hear myself saying that.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe Chris is turning into a woman? The warrior of the Sisterhood?
During the whole story I was questioning myself,'Where is Chris? Is he one of that men with heads on the horses? No, they're killed, that makes no sense. Is he Silvia's lover? Maybe he's a son of Viking (Vicing ;)? That would make a nice battle, the man, who decided to stop the sisterhood and Silvia herself. But wasn't Silvia suppose to be dead?
Here are just few questions:) But the main was - HOW WILL THIS PART END?
It's good to know Vikings didn't came from ancient times :)











But maybe they'll come in the next part? (Btw, is it going to be the last one?) 'Cause it's still u & ur sick mind, we shall never forget it :D

Edyta said...

Agata (the cruel stuff)
I will answer shortly :D
(not really)
Sometime huuuge events/important moments make a lasting impression. So sometimes after these moments we have dreams that show what has happened the other day.
Apparently he(Chris) got an impression of Ana's story and just dreamt what it was like back in the old days of the Badhelians & The Vikings (Vicingowie) :)
Thats the most logical explanation that i can give u till now.

PS.Yes, i plan to make the next chapter the last :)
and no, there wont be any other seasons of the sisterhood.
i have a vision how it will end. i will see in what way shall i stick it altogether.
Thank you for ur kind concern :)

Brutal Stuff!

Unknown said...

I love this story. You have put such deep thought into it and your descriptions put me right there seeing what is going on. A sure sign of a good writer.

Here ya go. Some more virtual cookies for you.

Anonymous said...

first... silvia is alesbian ?:P i think that and whaaaaaaaaaaat? silvia is giving orders? huh?:P pfffff also about silvia soldiers (girls) were they so hot ?:P:P hahahahhahahaa and what about poison kiss ?:| edytaa we kissed many times and i felt some thing wrong on my tongue:P:P what did u do to my tongue?:| btw i know where did she hide the children:P:P but why did she spill the poison in her body ?:| but its not the point the point is But none dared touch her? pfffffff why the hell ?:P:P if i were there i would kick her ass:P:P now back to story edytaaa awwww... soooooooo cuteeeeeeee i love ur writting more than u :| i wanna kiss ur writting by tongue :P:PP hahahhahaa i didn't know that my edyta has adeep thoughts u didn't tell me :P or was it by my spirtual mind ?:P:P omg... my gf is the best writter forever :) i am so proud of u :) so so so cuteeeeeee edyta and don't be sorry for being late i know the reasons:P and u agataaaaa shhhhhhhhh :P edyta needs to have her break :) but edytaa i want ur help :| can i join u as new member of sisterdhood?:P:P:P phahaha... i know i know so stupid :P really really so proud of u muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaz(sudden kiss):P omg.. i miss u :) love uuuu over loads :P yours (yousry):P:P miss u miss u !!! :D (i hope not to be bored of my comment :P)

Edyta said...

PJ!
*cries*
awwww how sweet was that? Yes! Yes! Cooooookies!
Thanx PJ, for ur kind kind words. I've melted already.
Yaaaay :)

Edyta said...

Yorkieeee (Yousry) :P
Answers:
Silvia is a not a lesbian. Where did u notice her being lesbian? Did i write abt her kissing other girls? :P I have not. Besides she was kissing most of those men.:P
'silvia is giving orders? huh?:P'
yes she is. she is the leader of the sisterhood.
"about silvia soldiers (girls) were they so hot ?:P:P "
yes they were.
"can i join u as new member of sisterdhood?:P:P:P"
nooo :| girls only :P:P:P
"soooooooo cuteeeeeeee i love ur writting more than u :|"
ok ok :P
Thanx, Yorkieee for ur kindness :) And thanx for reading this junk :) I appreciate it very much :)
Ur the best of the best & the best :P Love u loads & muaaahz. Now go away :P:P:P

yana said...

Hellos! Is edytas the only one allowed to yell that out? I love the you always do that :) why do the simplest things crack me up?? Ooh noooo need for any apologizes. Not at all…cuz I’m about to dig into this buffet! Woo hoo.

“FACT: I am a lazyass” LOL!! you will go to hell for that, you sloth flames :D :D. I am too though, hehe. ok, lets just go together, fellow heathen.

Aaaaawwww, LOL @ agatha’s brutality. That’s sooo funny. Oh, we love her brutality too. I’m sorry, but due to that, we’ve been rewarded! Woo hoo. Can you tell I’m excited (a bit too excited). The anticipation kills me, edytas. Lol. ok, I’ll settle down : O
Omg, everyone in here just booed me. Lol. how dare they! Hehe. But everyone claps for you, edytas. Yes! Didn’t you hear the standing ovation taking place???? *claps * yay!!! I’m sorry but I’m just sooo excited by part 5. yay!!!

“All hail the queen of all time, Silvia” LOL. that’s sooo sexy. I wish someone greeting me like this. I can imagine it every time I enter a room. Lol. mind you, I betha the goddess silvia deserves this title, huh? Edytas, I’m meant to be silvia : p :P. don’t deny it, hehe :D. i'm soo vain.

Badhelia? I luv that name. It’s soooo HOT! That’s it…my next pet is badhelia. LOL.

“Silvia shall pay!” oh noooo, all of a sudden I do not wish to be silvia. Lol. oops. I take it all back :P

“Our love is true, The Son Of True Vikings.' “ lol. I SO didn’t see THAT coming. Woah, hehe.

“They died for the sisterhood” edytas? That’s sooo freaky!! It’s frightening how devoted to a cause or religion some ppl are, as to DIE for it. (o_+) <-that’s my expression on this issue.

Ya know…I sorta understand that whole “cut their throats in order to not be enslaved. That would be a disgrace to their Goddess” cuz your enemies do not get that satisfaction. They do not win in that respect. My goodness. For me, I feel that I’d rather destroy myself…than let anyone other moron do it. I wouldn’t gimme THAT kind of power. In the end, I won. What am I on about?? Mental!!!!

“The son of the Leader committed suicide that night” that’s sooo bad : (. I mean in real life, I heard stories of that. It’s such a powerful kind of love. Damn.

“She knew that it was time for the sisterhood to disappear to be able to come back again” yeessssssss, do come back *devilish grin* MORE!! Lol. i luv resserections. they are so powerful...but scary. lol.

edytass?? My bridesss. Well done on another awesome part of the tasty sisterhood. Man, I’ve been waiting such a long time! Woo hoo :). Thanks so much for sharing it, for writing it and for everything, really :D. *yay* I hope you do not underestimate your wicked writing abilities. You better not!!! Or a fat cat slap?? :D :D. oh nooo, that was mean of me : (. I just hope that you’re happy & well cuz you know you deserve it :D. you have an amazing gift. It’s to be envied by all!!! Hehe.

Oh, I only wanna make this quick! Hehe. Thanks sooo much for the latest offering of fruit (she grows!!) AND thanks heaps, heaps, heaps, for everything. You’ve been extrememly kind. Sooooo lucky I am *yay * such a pervert. I hope you’re doing superhotlyfine & zexily gr8 <-lol our codes are HOT! wait...all cred goes to you for those codes! tasty. And lots p&h to you & sams :D :D

GO "THE EDYTAS" LOL!! :D

ps-damn...i don't have any super wicked theories to share : ( : ( ya know? about the story so far. like how i thought the killer was a she??? me is sooo proud, but not that proud. i'm not that great, lol. omg, i'm running out of time cuz the end is near, yeah? the next chapter is the final? lol. i'm out of brain juice today. damn, i feel inferior. lol.

pps- i'm sorry that i have been around :( ; (. and I’m sorry, but the fluffy cat still cracks me up! LOL. it luv it : ) it sorta reminds me of me when I say “I’m not evil….just malicious”

ppps- i'm off to start my own badhelian cult! woo hoo. LOL. gimme me power. i'm a warrior. LOL. okies, i'll zip my lips . AND i'm sorry to perve, but this is NOT junk!!!! don't make me a sad rat :(

yana said...

oppps "try to keep this short" i said to myself. YEAH RIGHT!!! lol. so sorry :(

Edyta said...

Brideeeeeeeees!
Yes, u r right. I always scream, the screaming type LOL! :D U r sooooo welcomed to join me. Yep :D~

"you will go to hell for that, you sloth flames :D :D."
what an wful sinner am i? What can i do? i was sitting there, doing nothing, yet disabled to write part 5. i just couldnt. it was like something has come over me & i cant move. the keyboard was typing the wrong letter, i couldnt concentrate. that kinda stuff. no inspiration, maybe. heck, i even stopped listening to muisc. it was asif i was fed up with myself & i couldnt bear sitting in my room... well... with MYSELF! DAMN IT!
I've just seen the love horoscope the other day & it said that Capricorn could never fall in love with another capricorn. Soooo true. LOL. I cant even bear my self :D~ (what was i talking abt there?) nevermind. lol :D~ mental.

"Omg, everyone in here just booed me. Lol. how dare they! "
Show me the bitch that booed. I'll get Silvia to cut their throats. LOL Malicious.
"Edytas, I’m meant to be silvia : p :P. don’t deny it, hehe :D. i'm soo vain."
How could i deny the bloody obvious? LOL
"my next pet is badhelia. LOL." i laughed out loud & frightened all the neighbours. i mean. badhelia? how mental can i be to think of that name? shiiit. i'll have to be medicated soon. Soon? I meant now. This instance. Damn it. Cureeeee meeee!

"Ya know…I sorta understand that whole “cut their throats in order to not be enslaved. That would be a disgrace to their Goddess” cuz your enemies do not get that satisfaction. They do not win in that respect. My goodness. For me, I feel that I’d rather destroy myself…than let anyone other moron do it."
Exactly! That was the whole point of their massive suicide. They didnt want those 'morons' men to win. They didnt want them to feel winers (the bicthes). Wohooo! How courageous. Women rule. Global castration! Wait. I'm into that again. Shit. Ban me.

"I mean in real life, I heard stories of that. It’s such a powerful kind of love."
Yep, except Silvia never loved him, she loved the sisterhood & hated men :( & he trusted her. *waaaaaaaa* (not really) he should have known better. lol. blindass. lol :D~ ok. that was cruel.

Oh & the cat? LOL! Aint it cuteee? It looks exactly like me :P LOL.
Codes! They r super hot & sexy LOL
Hope ur SUPERHOTLYFINE & zexily great (crucial) & P&H to u & Sams!
Hah, bitches, who will understand that (except us). IN UR FACE! Buahahaha. ok sorry. got carried away :D~ nothing new. ok, my security guards r ripping me out of this place. how dare they? idiots. lol
*waving mantally bye bye & looking how Yana's train is leaving* *waaaaaaaaaaaaaa* come back soon. (?) what was that?
Buh bye! :D~ (help!)

Edyta said...

Oh noooo :(
I'm spamming my own comment box. I need to care for Yana's eyes :| Damn me & my longassness (?)

Astronaut said...

It is hard to find words for something truly excellent. It gets better and better, i would have never expected it would be like it was now at the start. Thanks for calling me a genious! You of course are also truly a genious! And i'll adapt what you said to me:
Your posts will make a very nice manga, don't argue you know its true! Peace and happiness to you!

Edyta said...

Sams!
Thank you so much for saying that. I guess we all r geniuses. U, the historical/photography genius, Yana, the rambling/doodling genius :D Its sooo true!
P&H! Always! (to u & Yana, of course)

xianfu said...

sorry dd for making a such slow comment on ur comment box... darn me... Tsar is so ashamed right now.. (not!!!).. OOOO... interesting Part 5.. and we shall thnks Agata for that.. for her brutalism on dd... tell me dd, r u hurt?... muhahahahahahaha.... Btw, who is Badhelia again?... Tsar has horrible memory u know.. and Tsar is such a lazyass to scroll down.. muahahahhaa.. Hmm, u can only point ur finger to the flu and fever that I have... lolz... And being robbed yesterday also didnt help me either much dd... kinda trauma yet.. Damm 4 fella.. asking for my mobilephone... And my wallet... I shall say they are fucking maniacs!!! hell to them...!!!... luckiLY, a car drove by.. and I managed to ask for help and I lost nothing to the bastards... lolz.. muahahahah... Or, I shall be traumatic forever and cant comment ur blog anymore dd... count urself lucky.. ^^ muahahhahaha lolz!!!... Strangely, I have some deja vu before getting robbed... lolz.. Weirdly, I was looking at cars registration numbers when I was cycling yesterday... Guarded by backpack for fear that I will be robbed.. Cant believe it actually happened though... Horrifying as I can say... Talking back... I was bigger size than any of them.. but 4 against me alone.. and they have bike and I have only bicycle... being smart is totally important.. darn bastards for I didnt manage to get their registration numbers.. DarN!!!.. Lolz.. pardon for my story.. lolz.. have u ever being robbed Dd?>

Ok, now for the review, interesting chapter.. STILL Silvia should at least give more than kisses to the 2 guys before actually killing them.. The 2 men help Silvia to kill he enemies.. How ungrateful Silvia.. Disgrace!!! lolz.. Kidding.. mauhahahaha.. Silvia and the Vikings?.... The story setting is at? Europe?... I thought it was in America... I must be reading too much of novels where the settings are in America... Oops not, Narnia... I just finished reading.. lolz.. muahhahahha... Where does Silvia jump into the hole?... She should rushed to the Vikings, hug them, kiss them.. and poisoned them to death!!!! muahaahahhaha lolz!!!.. ^^ the Viking should die actually.. mauhhahahahahah....

Geeks?... of course ur class has many geeks dd... Im sure ur one of them too.. REading books.. While dd sitting there writing her pieces.. lolz... Unaware of wats happening around her.. lolz.. Star Wars?... I only watch the movies.. lolz!!!... Frankly, u stopped talking abt star wars at the middle of the comment box. it's rather hanging there.. without appropriate fullstop.. like this sign =.=... muahahahhaah

ur will be glad to know... that I was being robbed after I came back doing the Mentos and Coke experiment... darn!!!... those 4 bastards.. lolz... It did work though.. My frenz and I have some crappy feelings. coz.. on limited budgets.. My frenz switched to a smaller coke bottle... 625ml.. instead of 1.5liter.. so the fountain was kinda small too.. lolz.. But, we did eat some mentos too.. lolz.. we dumped the coke there at the secluded site.. mauhahahaha.. how unenvironment we are!! muahahahahhaah wat experiment have u made dd???.. tell me Im curious here.. experiment?... u blew up ur house???... thats a nice one...muahahahha... seriously, Im a lil trauma now.. but still feeeling good.. I shall be sane back after tomorrow... or today.. or maybe the next hour, minute or second.. ^^

Raise the amount of adrenaline in my blood?... hmm, *checking*
Results:

Blood count: Normal
Glucose in blood: Normal
Heartbeat: Normal
hmm, guess Im a normal right now.. try next time.. mauahhahahah....

Dd, u watched too many horror movies.. Seriously, We need someone to say... wats up there flyin on the sky, it's a bird, a plane.. no.. it's SUPERMAN!!!!.. HOW I WISH Superman was there to save my butt.. lolz SUPERMAN!!!!.. WHERE ARE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... *kneeing..*... *beggin*... lolz... ^^.. silly Tsar..I need a superhero... Dd u can be the Mental Girl.. Saving ppl from danger using ur mental..^^.. how cute is that?
I shall end here too... trying to buy some pepper spray.. behaving like a girl now.. lolz... ^^... hehe.. darn those 4 fucking bastards!!!...

InDEED... MENTAL GIRL..AKA DD... WHEN UR GONNA SAVE ME??? lolz.. kiDding..!!

joys n loves from Tsar

Edyta said...

Tsar!
'sorry dd for making a such slow comment on ur comment box... darn me... '
Its ok :) no sweat at all :) u r welcome here anytime. but if u dont have the time, its ok, its all up to u. i am not standing with a knife behind u & forciong u to read my junk (yet :D) Anywho... ABT THOSE FUCKING THIEFS. Damn it to hell & back. WTF? WTF? huh? Stealing from tsar? Bullshit! Bitches! Those cunts better memorise their prayers. Bastards. Sluts. Fucking shit. Ahhhhh!
Did my cussing & swearing make u feel better? I hope so. But seriously. Some ppl just cant.... GET A MOTHER FUCKING LIFE! Wo hoo. *spits @ those bastards*

Anywway abt my story :D i hope to make the next chapter the last :D (high hopes from DD's side, huh tsar?) LOL :D~ Well, i at least hope so :)

"Blood count: Normal
Glucose in blood: Normal
Heartbeat: Normal"
Tsar! Ur blood measuring machine is broken. LOL
Its soooooo hightened now. OMG! Its even hightened here, in me! :P ok, i started bullshiting. Sorry. (not)

Uokay, hope ur fine & dancing & remaking some Silvia's ritauls. ll hail the quen of all time. LOL
l&r :D

yana said...

of course i'd come back soon...but today is no massiveness. sooo weird, huh??? how sad is that?! but i will, for sure!!! but OMG, YOU CRACK ME UP!!! truly...i couldn't stop laughing. edytassss is soooo funny LOL. i love it & ammmm 4eva grateful!! yay. i'll be back soon, bridesss!! to kill this place LOL. so bad. i hope you're doing well!! p&h to you, my adorable genius (u & sams are for sure!!!!) :D :D

Edyta said...

Yanas!
OMG! Hoe cute was that message? Truly, truly!
U can be as massive or as short as u like. BTW, Samns doing a swell job (abt Cambodia) How talented is he? Supertalented, as well as u. The doodle/rambling genius. :D~

I am sooo happy that i crack u up! T'is my duty :D. never wanna see ratey sad :D
anywho, hope ur superhotlyfine & zexily great. ssssss.
P&H to u & Sams!

Unknown said...

You are such a sweetie. I wish my daughter was more like you. Anyway, that was many years ago and I eventually learned to accept it, but I will never forget my first love.

yana said...

Edytas, bridessss!!! Lol I’ve returned with some juice: massiveness!!!

Muahahaha. How evil :( btw, I LOVE flame’s massive juicy reply. Soooo appreciated :D. I am full. Now, I just hope you don’t vomit by MY reply (pestering) LOL.

LOL. like I said, you crack me up sooo much!! You have no idea ;D. the screaming type? LOL. that’s so funny. I can picture you screaming now. I’ll try do what I do best: cry, hehe.
Edytas, both you and I are massive heathens. Well…perhaps I’m more : ). Wait…I am Irreligious LOL.

awww, this lack of inspiration? damn. Well…all I can say is that it doesn’t seem like the right time to write that next part, then, right? I mean…you can’t force yourself to write it. No way…I understand that it has to come to you. Of course. Omg…I don’t mean to be a bitch, but it funny how you mention that: “i couldnt bear sitting in my room... well... with MYSELF! DAMN IT!” cuz yanas was just enjoying this experience a few days ago. One night, I just appreciated my own company. I didn’t (for once) drive myself crazy! LOL.

I read the horoscope as well…but of course I do not believe it all that hogwash, but it doesn’t hurt to read it for fun LOL. yes, I’m just as guilty : P. what?! “Capricorn could never fall in love with another capricorn.” Are you positive??? Does that mean you do not like to met someone similar to flames? Cuz that to me would be such a powerful combo! LOL. and hang on, edytas, did you know that I’m surrounded by goats ?? : ) my oldest brother and his wife are Capricorns, and my little brother is one, too, AND my friend is also one. And ka$h is one as well!! LOL. my brother and his wife aren’t compatible, then?? Awww. LOL. ya know? Maybe you have to be FULLY Capricorn in order for that to be true. Awwww, I know how you feel though: can’t bear yourself at times, me too. but I will always bear you, mental edytas. LOL.

“Show me the bitch that booed. I'll get Silvia to cut their throats. LOL Malicious” LOL!! pure evil :D. I luv it…I feel so protected now. Sooo powerful :). So don’t mess with me, pplz ;P

“How could i deny the bloody obvious? LOL” LOL. I’m soooooo vain. What an honored to be a part of that group. I would even be honored to be spoken to by her.

“i laughed out loud & frightened all the neighbours.” LOL. what an edytas! Hehe. That’s soo cute. The name is mentally adorable. I luv it. I will need to find another frog. We had two but they are no where to be found. But if I happen to spot one and it’s already named, then I will just call it badhelia, anyways, so too bad already named frog! Bad luck LOL. cure you? No…that will ever happen! What a crime : (. Noooooooooo!

the sisterhood’s mass suicide makes sense to me. I do understand their reason cuz that’s how I feel too. yay! Go women!!! We will not or should not let them moron bitches win. They do not deserve THAT kind of victory! I agree: how very courageous indeed. my kind of secret club. I love it! And global castration!!! Remember, those bitches are asking for it LOL.

“blindass. lol :D~ ok. that was cruel.” LOL!!! that caused my hand to cover my mouth cuz I didn’t want my mum to think I was mad…wait…too late! I already am! Hehe. He was a blindass LOL. edytas is sooo cruel.

The cat looks like you? Okies, it’s fluffy and cute, just like you then? As long as you don’t think you’re fat, then it’s sooo cute. She’s sooo cute. I’m still laughing! LOL.

Oh, I LOVE our unique codes. We are sooo superior! I hope you’re doing superHOTLYfine today AND very crucial, zexily great! LOL. I will never grow tired of that. So funny :D. yes! In your faces! Muahaha. Oh, this time I came by my private jet, that also doubles as a massive apple. Here have a bite. LOL. okies brides, that was a mental sign for me to leave, so YOUR security are coming towards. They do such a great job!!! Lol. esp in removing my crazy kinds. Anyways, revolting massiveness done! P&h to you & snakes.

Ps-thanks again for the latest sisterhood! I hope it’s ok that I linked the parts on my blog. I hope so :D. please let me know if that’s not ok ;D. I’m sooooooo glad you use your wild, wicked, just amazing imagination. You musn’t forget how glad I am that you write for us (how pompous of me? Greedy dog) and how talented you are, cuz you are!!! I’m soooo glad you’re being you: a supermulitalented AND functional genius (a true one) :D

did you just collaspe? omg, see what happens when i lack words...then all of a sudden BOOM! explode. so sorry : (

yana said...

i'm sorry, edytas, but the cat is soooo cute! LOL. lets eat her.

Edyta said...

PJ
Awww... thats sooo sad :( & i think u r right. No one should forget their first love, how pure & real was it?
Too bad some ppl dont have their first love as the last. :( Many would really like to. Well... Enough abt sad things, I hope the sun is shining :)

Edyta said...

Yanaaassssss!
I'm still drooling in ur new home! Its sooooo sweet! & its also sweet of u to link my junk *spit* Sisterhood! & Sams' superINTERESTING Cambodia History lessons! Sharing is suuuuch caring! Whoaaaah. Wait, seriously, that was a swell thing to do :) Just look at Scoobert? He's sooo excited! LOL. Fluffy seems to be full & excited too. I call her Fluffy now. Aint she just supeeerFluffy? Awww she's commign near ya, she wants u to pat her. Rude cat. lol Fluffy? Behave!

How mental was it? Ok, anywho, abt horoscopes :) naaah, i'm not really a deep deep deeeeeep believer, but i just read them for fun, cuz sometimes it does come true. coincidently or not but it does. how strange. whatever. & they just wrote that :D bastards :D LOL. but yeah, i would want to live with myself. We'd kill each other. Like in that episode of The Flinstones (am i seriously talkingabt it?) Fred had to live with himself... & he didnt bear it :D LOL i think i am like Fred. I think that he is capricorn :DDD LOOL. Wait. That wasnt a joke. Buahahaha.
So i see u r just surrounded by goaties? LOL. Jude Law was born on the same day as me! LOL :D
he was the sexiest man/actor of the year LOL some years ago :D whahahaha. wait. i just felt vain abt it. LOL

"did you just collaspe? "
Not at all! It was my new dance move? LOL :DDD~
Anyway, i am sooo sorry that i molested ur plce supreme, i dunno what came over me. I am a FREAK.
Ok so... Buh bye & good luck :)
PS: Hope ur superHOTLYfine & zexily gr8 (yes. crucial.) & p&h to u & snakessss :D

xianfu said...

*yawning*... U know Tsar just woke up from his royal bed.. lolz... It's heartening to hear another sad news from princess dd.. She seems so upset these days... *thinking*.. We must cheer her up!!!.. I just seen Yanas's suggestion of eating a cat??... Now, thats really kick my ass... Awesome idea!!! So, I prefer BBQ sauce on it... muahahhahah.. lolz... Sorry for being joyous too much... U should smack me now... just use a soft batallion ok?... Wat am I talking about?... Must be sleep lagged...

Congrats to DD!!!.. She just learned on how to use a chopstick!!!.. Brava Brava Brava!!!... *standing ovation*... It reminds me of my 1st experience using the chopsticks.. 7 years old... I was stupid that time..(everyone was with dd is no exception too) I think I misused it... Actually, everyone was laughing at me... At 1st, I thought it becoz I was fat that time. You know how kids can ridicule fat people.. Fuck them actually.. lolz.. Then, my frenz mum kindly told me that I used the chopsticks wrongly... and taught me the right way to use it... Well thats a simplified version of my 1st experience... Lolz.. awkward indeed... Since dd can master the complicated, I mean a talent which someone needs to have to master the chopsticks... (Being a genius is a plus here)... She deserves to be the next chopsticks master.. lolz... (I know that it's craps).. muahhahahahha....

I cant still stop laughing abt the video I showed u.. "Clang Clang Clang, Maxwell Silver hammer comes down upon her head".. lolz... How nuts was Maxwell?... As I said, courtesy of The BEatles... I actually though, growing up hearing people talking on how great the Beatles was... Now I know why, salute them!!! lolz.. *bending down like the japanese*... bending to a right angle is totally TIRESOME.. wONder how the Japanese does that everyday to everyone.. Strong will of dicipline I say... Must be.. lolz..

DAMN THE PORTUGUESE again!!!.. They KNOCKED out ENGLAND!!!.. HOw could that.. Must be VOODOO.. VOODOOO!!!! lolz. Kidding... Now Germany is out... If France is knocked out by the lame Portugal... I will be very very sad... traumatic experience u know???... Hope it wont happen muahhaha... Dd, ur portuguese armies will have to give it to my france armies without any resistance... muahahhahah "Did u see the england guy get red card".... IT'S WAYNE ROONEY.... *dejected*... It's a double blow to know England and Germany are out of the World Cup.. Now Fifa world cup 2006 aint that delish anymore... it has lost it echt spicyness!!! U dont miss the chourico for nothing.. I believe Portugal team is homesick now.. and they are eager to go back home.. muahahhahaha... Waiting fot the trog to cause riots again.. muahahhaha... *Im silly* U know, that creating massiveeeneess will result Tsar in 3 working days to reply back with full massivee comment loaded with BBQ juices.. lolz!!!... I spent 3 days making the BBQ sauce u know... Griding the pepper... mixing the gravy..Dont worry, I did make sure some drops of my sweat fell into the BBQ sauce shall ya try to taste it.. Go on dd.. I know it's very tempting to see the BBQ sauce.. Did u know that, just for you, I have added KINDER BUENO CHOCOLATE into it... KINDER BUENO CHOCOLATE!!!!... It did cost me a few bucks.. Dont worry, I bought a perfect chocolate, not expired ones... Or, did I?... i was in hurry that time.. Blame me(dont) if u suffer some Serious stomach cramps later on.. muahahhahahahahaha.... The odds of DD getting stomach cramps is 3/4... (According to Tsar's encyclopedia, DD is known to her EXCESSIVE compulsive eating, she will eat once she caught the sight of food... Until now, DD still remains THIN.. surveys conducted claims her body produces hormones excessively to digest her food... Till now, that still remain the official diagnosis why she is the current Mentalism Society President)

Damn u for watching another movie again... Im so left behind.. lagging.. eating ur dust again!!!... It's ok... DD, u can claim it all.. Im eatin the humble pie again... Cant believe it's so delicious!!! I know it's cute to share ur experience with movies to us.. Now, dd, would u kindly tell us ur traumatic experience with food???.. Dont be afraid... Doctor Tsar is here to guide you through ur journey towards a better world.. lolz *ting*... (The pizza delivert guy just comes)

Tsar: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(DD jerking... then she suddenly stands up... rushing to the door, beats the Pizza delivery guy to death, and startin to eat all the pizza..)
Tsar: DAMN, DD, didnt left us even a slice of pizza... It was my favourite topping!!!... Yanas and Sam... lets us sneak to the nearest Pizza shop shall we?
Yanas n Sam: *whispering*.. sure sure tsar
*QUietly we all went to the nearest Pizza shop*
Tsar: finally, wit no sight of Princess DD, we shall have our pizza peacefully..
Yanas and Sam: Yeah...
*Opening the door*
Our mouths were wide-opened.. It was a mess!!!.. At the far corner, tsar saw DD, eating Pizza again...
Tsar, Yanas and Sam: DD!!! We r gonna eat u!!!!

***** End of story*****

lolz.. Im so nuts!!! I told u I gave up my sanity already!!!

Ur pointing fingers to Tsar when u starting to feel sleepy???... *Tsar's sad*... lolz.. Go on.. muahahhhaha... I have infected u.. good signs.. muahahahhahaah when ur completely gonna be a lazyass??!! ooohhh, HisTORY!!!.. my fAVOurite!!!!.. I wanna watch watchhhhhhhhh... lolz... (Use the simile of a dog wanting a bone that is in the owner's hand) to desribe my passion to History.. lolz

"I mean that seriously those weapons were sooo strange/bizzare. Really weirdo stuff. *shakes* odd as hell." i know they were.. ^^... Thats how they r gonna do their wicked "cleansing" plan.. HOW WICKED AND bad they were... All been signed up to a place in hell already.. lolz.. Wait, I didnt not preach right??.. Hope Im not.. muahahah Im not drooling when I was writing this comment.. and pour some BBQ sauce that I have made on it... still so delish!!!.. add some few meats to it... Best tasted when it's cold..^^

TonnES of loVES, JOYS, RESPECTS, HonOURs from yOUr dEliCATE TsAR... lolz!!!

xianfu said...

I aint gonna do the Silvia's ritual yet.. u shall wait.. muahahahah... my massivvess still looks plain... nvm, I will be back later.. muahahaha

yana said...

omg!!! edytas? i hope my flames are well...i just wanted to say OMG & LOL @ tsar's super juicy massive comment. soooo deliciously massive!!! how proud? LOL> he caught that from us?? LOL. p&h...i'll be back very soon :)

Edyta said...

Tsar!
OMG! How massive was that? & Tsar, the bbq sauce maker? whahahha. good one. i really laughed out loud @ me being the master of chopsticks :D~ I AM!
& this?
"(According to Tsar's encyclopedia, DD is known to her EXCESSIVE compulsive eating, she will eat once she caught the sight of food... Until now, DD still remains THIN.. surveys conducted claims her body produces hormones excessively to digest her food... Till now, that still remain the official diagnosis why she is the current Mentalism Society President) "
Tsar? Where can i buy ur dictionary? I NEED ONE! NOOOOOOW!
& ur story abt the pizza guy. I ate him too :P whahaahahahah :D
Thanx kindly tsar for ur sense of humor &... ur silver hammer :D whahahahah :D~ that certanily made my day :)
YAAAY! LONG LIVE THE TSAR :D

Edyta said...

Yaneeeeyyyy!
Sorry but i feel like calling u Ynaey today. Hope u dont mind :D LOL. ANywho, thanx for ur kind popping over. How sweet. Can i eat u, plz, now? LOL kidding (maybe) :D
Tsar did a fine job with his comment i couldnt stop laughing! Yay for tsar :)
Hope ur superHOTLYfine & zexilyyyyy gr8. :)

Unknown said...

When is your next national holiday? I wish you would write some blogs about your country, I would love to read them.

Edyta said...

PJ!
I'm getting thirsty looking at ur new display pic! :D
& why when i read ur comment i wanna scream abt ur sweetness? How crazy. Next national holiday? Today :)

Anonymous said...

hey u :P how r u ? i just woke up :P and now i didn't send to tellu that i am here now to be able make this sweet comment:P any way i am not talkative and don't worry not romantic ass as usual:P cuz i think there r alot of ppl know how much i miss u :) and i think u know ;) soooooooo let me say one thing thank u honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that u chose me :) really as i told u some times words don't give the meaning but i think when i am looking at ur eyes u know and feel how much i love u :)that it well no one see us i think maria and agata like reading it huh may be also julia :P:P muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for u :) yours (idiotass):P

Edyta said...

Yousry :P
Ur the sweetest thing everrrr. How sweet was that?
Yes! My friends love reading ur comments more than my junk :| Awwww :'(
Anywayyyyyy :)
Miss ya loads. Shiit. I cant get over it. My dad ate MY ice cream :(
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahz
:)

Unknown said...

Happy King Mendog Day. It is something.

I bet you have customs and things you do everyday that is different from our country. You just don't think about them because they are so common to you.

Waiting for Part 6, waiting........

Edyta said...

PJ!
Thanx loads for ur greetings :) Nah, ppl just dont celebrate cuz they dont care. :)
Hope ur having fun :)

yana said...

flamessssssss!!!! *is hot cuz of edytas' flames* i'm still laughing @ tsar's juicy massiveness LOL. thanks heaps for the CATSLAP...HOT catslap. it's my life support, ya know? lol. aren't we just gross? luv it :).


i'm so sorry that i haven't been around. ya always say this place is dead...but it's not. mine is! i love this place...truly. it cracks me up! all the commotion in here. it's sooo diverse LOL. and mental. i feel @ home. always. cuz of the whole mentalism LOL. so without you breathing life or flames into my place, well, it would be sooooo DEAD.

i don't wanna flood you (do i speak too soon?) i think i should learn to cut down LOL!! as for the next sisterhood? of course i'm waiting anxiously....BUT also patiently. is that even possible? i just hope you get all the inspiration you need to make the juicy fruit grow into the best fruit it can be <---how weird. LOL. ya know? you don't need to answer to anyone, or justify yourself. as your mental fans, just know that we appreciate anything, really. and you should't be forced! never! omg, i didn't even notice scooberts excitment. why? i'm so rude :(. no cuz it's all about fluffy!! superflutty. i love her. i wonder if scoobert is jealous?? lol. LOL @ fluffy being ordered to behave? lol. "We'd kill each other" LOL. that's so funny. i think my other personality would want to kill me too...i mean don't we all have spilt personalites. i wish ppl didn't deny that cuz there are many sides of us. that flindstone episode? awww :(. i haven't seen it, but it sounds funny. i LOVE DINO!!

yeeeaaaaaah. no i mean "baaaaaaaaaahhhhh" <---my best goaties. sooo many goats!! but they are awesome (you should know? lol). i'm so pleased to add another goat to my goatie collection. my animal kingdom just keeps growing. lol. edytas? jude law is handsome, without a doubt ;) but i don't mean to be a rude bitch...but i don't like him cuz he seemed so squeaky clean but then he cheated!!! what a rat!! and not a HOT rat either :(

awwww, edytas? that's sooo sweet of you to molest my dead place. i appreciate it all :). so no need to apologize. i'm sorry for flooding yours LOL. well...i hope you're doing superhotlyfine AND zexily great! omg, isn't our timing always freaky? we're such freaks!!! lots of P&H to you flames :D :D *manically waves goodbye*. boo yeah!

xianfu said...

hmm.. my mum told me that joy is uncountable noun.. and... It cant be written as joys.. shame to Tsar... ^^... muahahahaha... jz dropping by to cause riot and scar at ur comment box... ur shoutbox looks too nice to be tampered... lolz.. :p.. muahhaah

cya later dd

(notice this)
JOY n lOVES.. Muahhahaaah

ps: pardon for the grammar I make... muahahhahahah... Tsar is a lazyass.... Still awake after so long.. reading biology.. how yummy!!!... Kiasma, kalus... Dolly... ^^.. Clone... ok... I know it's crappy.. so..signing off....

BAM!!!!

Edyta said...

Hello? Yaney? Edyta here :D LOL. Mental. Anywho thanx for ur most kindest concern. *cries* waaaaaaaaaa.
Goaties r funny :D Baaaaaaah back @ ya :D LOL
& ur place is sooooo noooot deaaaaad. Noooooo :( Live! Liveeeee! LOL. Psycho. Speaking abt ur place... I'll be there pretty soon. Did i scare ya? LOL :D
Hope ur superHOTLYfine & zexily gr8. Yep. Fucking important :D
P&H to u & Samey :)

Edyta said...

Tsar?
"hmm.. my mum told me that joy is uncountable noun.. and... It cant be written as joys.. shame to Tsar... ^^... "
well... uh i think its the came thing abt love ;) u cant give someone a lot of loves, u can give him a lot of love, as uncountable :D i dont think that u can count love as... donuts. sorry i'm just hungry & crazy :D
l&r, tsarie :D

 

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