Friday, August 25, 2006

Puss is in Da House------!!

Thank You so much PJ for tagging me :)
Things about my Puss. She's sooooo cuteeeeeee & I love her. Wanna find out why?

1. My mum says Puss is just like me: doesnt eat fish, always complains, doesnt like when someone touches her when she's not in the mood etc. Well. Can't argue with those things.
2. Last summer when I arrived in Moscow (& was hell tired) we closed the door & went to sleep. However, it appeared that Pussycat wanted to get out of the room but she couldnt open the door. So she looked at me & my mum & said : 'Mama'. Animals talking?
3. Puss is a sweeeeeeeeet alarm clock towards me but a drastic one towards my mum :) Lemme explain: She scratched my mum & she was touching my hand by her palm sooo softly & saying: 'Miau'. I melted on that scene.

4. She is soooooooooo fucking talkative. When my mum calls me from Moscow i can't get with whom am i talking? With my mum or with Puss? Hear her miaus the whole time :) Also, abt her being talkative: the windiw in summer is always open & loads of flies & insects fly through it & Queen Pussey tries to catch 'em. But she fails, sadly. & she comes to my mum & complains about her deep sadness & apathy of uncought flies. (here's the moment where everyone cries)
5. Puss likes to play Matrix. Yup. Once, i was listening to my mp3 player & suddenly saw Pussey running through out the whole room, jumping on the bed & jumping off it in SLOW MOTION. Go get those men in black glasses, Puss.

Now, I need to tag some victimes*cough*people who werent tagged yet.
Samness!
Tsar (bro)
Agata
Julia
Yaney (were you tagged?)
Of course, there is no pressure. Absolutely. :)
I shall share some new poems asap :)

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

i dunno if it apoem or story :P may be its the Cv of ur puss ;) any way i liked it so muchhhhh yum yum cute puss:P don't scratch mrs marina ;) fuck u puss :P puss miaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :P:P:P so sweet edytaa ;) kiss ur puss for me ;) muah muaah puss :)

Edyta said...

Yorkieeee
hahahahahahahha. Miaaaaaaaaaaaau :)
Yup it was my Puss' CV. Can she be an accountant now? :P
Thanx Yorkie for your kindness towards my little asshole (Puss) :) she says muaaaaaaah miaaaaaau muaaaaaaah to u too :)

xianfu said...

OmigoSh.. That cat is so cUTe!!!!... It's so lIke ur cUTe bRo... lolz.... Im sURE... Puss will dump u for ME... wit my blUe room....
agAin... to be continued

Astronaut said...

Thanks for tagging me! I'll try to get to it ASAP, all my pets are dead though! That film i must admit was quite an emotional one, i can keep fine on the outside but was very sad internally. It is such a good anime, the animation is probably second only to ghost in the shell 1 and 2, and spirited away. Peace and happiness!

Edyta said...

@ Tsar
my puss eats xianfus (as me) LOL! did i just scare the shit outta u, bro? certainly hope so :P *evil grin transforming into an evil laughter* muahahahhahhahaahhahahhha buahahahahahhahahahaha whahahahahhahahaah.
ok. i feel better now.
btw my group o 5 year olds has now puked on the walls of your former blue room. now its a... vomit color room? evvvvvvil.

Edyta said...

@ Samness
I love anime. Sometimes they are so deep or so bizzarly filled with fantasy that they just become extremely surreal. Maybe thats why i like 'em. They are quite strange :)
PS> You dont have to write about your animals, you can write abt yourself, although there is certainly no pressure at all.
Peace & Happiness to you (& Yaney. Hope she's okay)

Edyta said...

@ Samness
I love anime. Sometimes they are so deep or so bizzarly filled with fantasy that they just become extremely surreal. Maybe thats why i like 'em. They are quite strange :)
PS> You dont have to write about your animals, you can write abt yourself, although there is certainly no pressure at all.
Peace & Happiness to you (& Yaney. Hope she's okay)

yana said...

"Puss is in Da House------!!" LOL!!! pussy power. that sounded so dirty LOL. oops. in da house? that's sooo funny. edytas? is that really your puss' name? puss? puss in boots. oh, i love puss in boots, esp the one in shrek, so cute. your pussycat is adorable!! white as snow & fluffy as fluffy? remember fluffy? aawwwwwww, i'm so sentimental today. the last pic looks like she's smiling? LOL!! waaaaaa. awwwww, she's soooo cute & clever. i want one. everyone has a cat, except me :(. "doesnt like when someone touches her when she's not in the mood" LOl. that's sooo edytas. stop touch me, don't mess with me, buddy. well, they do say that pets take on their owner's characteristics? physical appearance, too? is that so?

my cyber twin: i'm very glad you're not down :). truly relieved. thanks for sharing the bulls in cambodia thingy with me. i really appreciate it, and i've heard of eating their poo being a cure for sickness. although i don't think i fully believe it yet. LOL. gross. i'm afraid cambodians around me DO believe that kind of black magic?

i cried during the shawshank redemption too. in fact, i can never stop watching it. it's family fave...we have it on dvd LOL. oh, I LOVE GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD <---i'm sorry, i couldn't resist. we also austin powers gold member. i love it. GOLD. the green mile is also a fav of mine, for sure. yep, i knew edytas is a fan of stephen king. in fact, it was based on the novel, "rita heyworth & the shawshank redemption", huh? hehe. oh, this line by stephen king reminds me of edytas, " People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk" LOL. aint he strange, hehe.

oh about the poem, "the journey from the sane towards INsane: it's when u r abandoned by, firstly ppl (that caused u to go insane) then thouhts, feelings/tears, senses, then surely miiiiind & then faith to be able to have a normal life again & there u have it, it hapened, the person is a looney :) that was my point :)" i get that. i do...which is why it makes me sad. sorry :(. but it's sad to me.

okay, enough massive ramblings from me. how annoying. i seriously annoy myself. edytas? you're soooo sweet! i did'n't really notice my presence, i didn't think anyone would notice my hibernation. you should know that i missed my dragons very much!!! omg...i'm so ashamed of my junkie self in your chatterbox. demanding edytas pills. well, good news: head ache & period pain has gone. yay! how annoying, okay i better go & complete a quiz for you all since you have kindly tagged me. i've already mentioned to pj that i'm not doing that 6 weird things,but a different one. it's not personal, i just prefer to do another one. hope that's okay. cheers for thinking of me. you're tooo sweet! i hope you're superhotlyfine & zexily gr8 today. sorry for the length. sooo sorrry :(. no pressure to reply back at all!! hope you're doing okay today. peace & happiness :)

ps- you don't have dyslexia. have you seen mine lately? OMG!! soooo blind! but if you think you do, then it's sexy LOL.

yana said...

oh, i didn't realise how massive that was LOL. forgive me. but edytas is pure evil cuz she picked yaney as her victim. no wait...that was an honour! LOL. okies, i better go. go pussy. i think i love her too, hehe.

Unknown said...

What a beautiful cat. I love her white fur and looks like green eyes. Pretty.

I have heard cats say "Mama" so they can do it. I have tried and tried to get my cat to do it, but he won't.

LOL on the Matrix. Such a sweet kitty. You are lucky to have her.

Anonymous said...

"She is soooooooooo f*cking talkative"

You had to mention it in the 1st paragraph, it's another thing that is common for both of you :P

Anonymous said...

hmmm wtf with ms puss ?:P:P:P so famous puss ? huh ? i wanna kiss ur puss soo much ( french kisses:|) yeah yeah by tongue:P:P:P don't look at me like that :P hahahhaa.. imagine that :P ohhhhh miauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu puss miau miauwaa miaun in da miauu i miau ma so miauuuu can u miaaau my hi to my miaufriend? huh? edyta don't even try to understand what i am telling to ms puss :P:P:P ( secrets) but u have ur choice to call mental hospital:| any way i'll take ur handcuffs and tie u up to feed u ur delicious fish :P:P buhahhahahahhahaaa edytaa i miss u so much :) all ur friends here miss u too huh ? rightttt? spit it out bastards:P:P:P ( i think they r thinking in their mind who the fuck is york!!! ) any way hope u r fineeeeeee :) i'll call u sooooon ;) muaaaaah muaaaaaaaaaaaah bye bye ( yours yorkass:P:P )

xianfu said...

come here PUssY!!!.... here... tSAR Has some kINder buEnos... lOTs of theM... ^^... nO pREssure Dd?... lolx

yana said...

bridesss? i'm missing you. GREEDY monster i am. LOL. i mean, YANEY lOL. oops, no pressure or anything...but just hope you're doing superwell today :). oh, and puss in boots too of course. why am i calling your puss "puss in boots" when it's clear she doesn't wear boots LOL. oooooo, i don't trust tsar with puss. i see hunger in his eyes. muahaha.

ps- can't wait for more brilliant flamin flame's poems. i'm ravenous :D

Edyta said...

Yaneyyyyy!
Aint u sweet :) I shall be running to read ur awesome "if" asaaaaaaaaaap. omg. i feel so excited to have my pc back. yaaaaaay. sorry, i am so UNmassive, i dont want u to feel discomfort abt it :|
my puss is soooo funny. oh, plz, u can call her puss in boot or in heels anytime lol :D gooooooo yaney!

Edyta said...

Maria!
"is like she saw everything in this life and she thinks you are sooo stupid. That's what I like about cats. :DDDDD "
u r deaaaaaaaaaad (tutaj musi byc kropka) Right (a tutaj thats a question) :P

Edyta said...

Wiktor
There is one difference however: she doesnt like scratching ppl but i LIKE TO SCRATCH UR SMOOTH SKIN. Neck skin that is. Blood sweet blood. Ooops, to much information :P

Edyta said...

PJ!
"LOL on the Matrix. Such a sweet kitty. You are lucky to have her."
i think i am :)
& i am obliged to thank you cuz u tagged me. yaaaaaaaaay. goooo pj ;)

Edyta said...

Tsar
R u dancing? Why not?
R u running? Well U MUST1 Give me my kinder buenos! grrrrr. drooling. yum yum yum.

Edyta said...

Yorkieeeeeee
Missed u like shit :P
"miauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu puss miau miauwaa miaun in da miauu i miau ma so miauuuu can u miaaau my hi to my miaufriend? huh"
Puss says: miaaaaau miaaaaaau & put it in ur miaaaaau. & shut ur f...miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaau & miau miau miau mi..miaa..miaaaaaau :|
awww, u idioooooot, u made my puss cry :| how could uuu? :|
miss u miss u miss u :) love ya ;)

xianfu said...

lolx!!!!... YeAh!!!! Ur hv been mISSED!!!.. u got busted??!!!... I toLD ya... moM wasnt goNNa LEt u go jZ likE THAT..when She knEW u gaVE HER... dirty tAp water... as a coFFee for HEr.. sHE WAS anNoyeD!! LOLX.. iM NOT DanCing..im SEDucing little Puss... PUSSS...PUSSSSS..PUSSSSS.... I cant keep on saYING PUSSSS..it makes me wanna pEE... bAD TEmpation..lolz..I lOok loVEly in that 1sT Pic?.... THnks thnks thkns... here..1 kinder buEno..for beING SO SWEet.. haha U STOlE MY TEddY??!!!!>.. *SOBBS*... give it back.... or I would kill u BIG siS.... GIVE ITTTT BACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11..... TEDDDDDYDYDYDYDYDY!!!! I call it Hamster btw.. ^^ Skeletons?.. wAit.. u summon the EvIL dog wit 3 heads?!!.... it lovessss bonEs!!..geeZ.. u Want to kILL Us all?... haha....

btw... I hAte ppl who SmOKE!!!! FUc* EVeRYONE who SMokes..except my unclE... lolx....(doING soME ANTI-smOking campaign)... haha....

uR CUnnING SWEet bro with kINDer bueNOS in hIS POCket..

Edyta said...

@ Bro
"dirty tAp water... as a coFFee for HEr.. sHE WAS anNoyeD!! LOLX.."
u peed in there so mom was ready to kill u. i confess, i told her i could help. lol
awwwww so i was hugging hamster the other night when i rudely stole ur teeeeeeeddy? lol. i aint gonna give it back unless u buy me a life time suply of kinder buenos. NOW.
"btw... I hAte ppl who SmOKE!!!! FUc* EVeRYONE who SMokes..except my unclE... lolx....(doING soME ANTI-smOking campaign)... haha...."
bro, i am totally with u. Except my parents, i fear :P i am asking them constantly not to smoke but they always continue (when i dont see it) since i am always blackmailing them like:'when i grow up i wanna be just like u with a ciggie in ur hand.' <== this sentence has a continuation sometimes which is ==>'or u can give me money for the skirt that i want'
how dirty of me. lol

Bernadette said...

cute kitty! Ü

Edyta said...

awww, thanxie. she is :)

Dan said...

What a beautiful little kitty!

(OK, how did you know I was in Moscow? I was in several places in Russia.)

:)

Edyta said...

Dan!
Beautiful she is but a bit grumpy. lol.
how did i know? well, i would be rather SURPRISED if u weren't. U seem to have been everywhere :)

 

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