Well... Nowadays I am kinda suffering from a writer's block. So I don't have anything of my own that I'd feel like posting. But I'd like to make a tribute to my SPAM MAIL.
Well, spam mail is a good thing, once you look at it from a different approach. When no one is writing you and you feel so desperate to get a mail, you can always get 1 or 2 spam mails. My spammers are poets. No shit. They are poets. I'd like to share one of my spam mails:
From: "Maureen Lacy"
Subject: for, Edyta (gee... thanx)
When you just not sure...
When you are young and stressed up...
When you are aged and never give up...
IT gives you confidence in any chance, every time.
IT offers you the freedom of choosing the right moment.
Improve your intimate life!
Take care of your health today!
Wish you great health!
And there was a finishing touch, kinda philosophical:
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.wannaThe errors of faith are better than the best thoughts of unbelief.statsFascism is a religion. The twentieth century will be known in history as the century of Fascism.
All I'd like to say is that people care. People care not only about me, but also about my sexual life. People wish to improve it and they wish me health. Not only health but great health.
They also teach me their philosophy which, in their opinion, I may find useful.
iigeexbagsd@ belice.com: Fw: HI Any med for your girl to be happy (they want to make my girl happy... How sweet... wtf?)
Miguel Melvin: increase in sexual desire (they want to increase my sexual desire)
They CARE. So never say that you are alone because it's just not true.
You love your spam mail now?
Right now just kidding... lol... Hope to snap outta my block and write something useful. But I must confess the Viagra salesmen never seize to amaze me.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006
They CARE!
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U know, I've never got spam...until now :D
Yes, spammers care about us...
Ohhhhhhh.....
I've just open my mail box...9!!!
So, what do we have here...
University diplomas '...The career position you've always dreamed of'
Something that I can't read because it's written in 'too italic' :D
And lots of news from funny pages etc... unsubscribing doesn't help...
Oh, they care about us so much...U're never alone (kinda creepy, don't u think so? ;)
The only good thing today was u...At last I had someone to open my mouth to... :* Empty building(school), no friends, feels like mental hospital sometimes... Keep warm, bacteria is everythere...
Agata :*~
Well... u see how lucky u r... u can even get a diploma, that u dreamed of.... wait.... wait... its creepy. they know all of ur dreams? Holy shit :|
U get spam from the funny pages? Aww... They wanna make u smile, hon... that's just plain cute.
Me? A Good thing? This is a very rear view to see me written next to 'a good thing' lol
'feels like mental hospital sometimes...'
no, hon, not sometimes. ALWAYS :D
BTW.... maybe we can get some anti-bacteria spam mail, huh?
I'd be great to get some anti-bacteria spam... But...Flu is only here, maybe they don't know about our siruation? Maybe they are from America, they just need happiness, when we need less coughin' & sneezin' ppl...
Hope it'll be better after week...
Hope dies the last...
Agata
It just has to get better... The situation's killing me...
U know.... I was getting Bible spam... Hmm... interesting, who's the webmaster of that website which was sending me that spam... God?
hmm, spam... got it a lot!!! Usually, I just delete ALL of them..coz...most of them are stupid stuffs.. I don't think I ever get a good spam mail... AnyYway...gOOD to hEar you got 1... WiSH me lUck...tomorrow got a environment quIZZe... "p...lol!!! anYway..take care...
xianfu
hah heck no, i've never got any good spam mails, but i'm just trying to do something positive (like laugh) outta stuff i get everyday.
anyway, good luck on ur quiz ;)
i'll also need some good luck on the mathematical conference and a project... hope to do good ;)
Spam with poetry!? Now that would be good for society, unfortunately i have not recieved any such thing, i can imagine a modern day william shakespere or byron spamming poetry around the internet. LOL!
Sam
'i can imagine a modern day william shakespere or byron spamming poetry around the internet.'
loooool.... whahhahaha
well at least its an alternative. one of those ways to make ppl read classics while selling viagra.
a way to make ppl smarter and happier. oh joy! lol
Agata?
M*ckiewicz spam? Cruel. Very. Muahahahaha
Edyta, i am definately convinced spamming poetry is good idea, i reckon we should promote poetry and the arts by spamming, it doesn't have to stop at poetry, maybe spamming all sorts of things with taste, paintings, music, stories...and then at the end, do you have erection problems...?
Sam
Then i guess i shall happily spam u with my poetry and paintings lol
Do i have erection problems? Hm... Not that I noticed any. Well i don't. but my spammers send me those mails just in case. Its understandable. Very kind of them lol
oh and Sam thanx for ur kind concern. Ur so caring almost like those spammers... say, maybe u r sending me those? lol
soRRy for d lATe rePLY... bUsy bUsy bUsy... lol... Good lUCk in yA maths conference... "p... taKe caRE... noW I got to woRRY for YA too...lol....!!!
ohh yeah...ur template has improved a lot!!! coz d last time I saw it...it got some problems...lol..
ps:(thnkx that ur open-minded)...hehe.....
Xianfu
naaah... u dont need to worry abt me. i'll be fine. i'm ok and always will be. if i wont be fine, u'll hear my complaints all the way in Malaysia, i promise :D
and abt the open-mindness. sometimes i am too open-minded. anyway no need to thank me. :)
Xianfu
oh and one more thing...
u said u had some problems with my template..is it working ok now? huh?
Hey there.. thanks for coming to my blog. interesting blog u have here. :)
min
no problem, any time :D
Yeah some of my roots are in lituania, my great grandad who i only know as stanislav, immigrated to scotland, no idea why, but he changed his name to stanley, my dad said he always gave them this black bread, anyway he met a person in scotland who came from ireland, did the you know what, my grandma appears and so on. My fathers side of the family has had some crazy history.
OMG!!! hilarious tribue to spam! the vigara bit? waaaaaaaaaa lol. :D. oh nooo, if u don't see me on here commenting in the next few minutes i've been attacked! lol
mangue (chiquita)
"if u don't see me on here commenting in the next few minutes i've been attacked! lol "
lool
anyway, anything to make my protein queen laugh.
here, u can sue scoobert :D lol
i luv the pic for this entry. it's super tasty retro. :D. also, neat idea on the spam!!! who would have thought spam. spam? lol. i get too much spam. it's practically an extension of mangue cuz it never leaves me alone. lol.
Sam
Well.. that's quite a story. Stanislaw... That's polish if u ask me.
Anyway Lithuania has always been so incredibly close to Poland throughout the ages. But I shall not start talking abt history.
mangue is a maverick
"i luv the pic for this entry. it's super tasty retro."
Me too. I have a sentiment about all those retro pinups. They are flaming hot. Almost as u. I said ALMOST. lol
That's a great story. Waiting for more. » » »
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