Friday, April 21, 2006

=[The Mother]=

I'm warning u. I scared the shit outta myself whilst writting this. The fact which scared me wasn't the plot of the story. It was scary cuz I've come up with sucha thing. Damn. Credits to : Wiktor. It was his idea to name the woman Suzie. :D

The Mother
She had an old face. Good old Suzie. A woman who has been working in the farm through out her whole life. You've never heard her complain. Her husband was also quite ordinary, nothing special, how could she fall in love with him, anyway.
'He is a piece of God', she used to say.
They had two kids, a son and a beautiful daughter. Their son graduated and gone off studying abroad, leaving them alone, forgetting them. He never came back.
'He must be happy with a lovely wife an' a good ol' job, I'd say.' Suzie used to tell people.
Oh, how much she didn't know. He was shot in September. A shot right in the head. Suzie saw that in the newspaper, though, but she had never even thought that this can be her son. Tommy.
The mayor was shot earlier today, while going to work. We do not know who shot him and why, the killer didn't leave any clews behind. May haps it was a band, a pact or a maniac-murderer. The best detectives are working on solving this mystery. Thomas L. Campilton is dead.
'Did you hear that Harold? They shot a mayor! Quite a world, if I do say so myself.'
'Speaking of Thomas... How is our Tommy? Makes me wonder.'
'Oh relax you... He's fine; we know that he finished university, law even. Now that's my blood.'
'You will never give up darlin'.'
'You got that right.'
Thomas L. Campilton. Politicians often change their surnames. We can't let the world know that a politician comes from a little village in the middle of nowhere. But that's not the point now. Is it?
'It's just not the same, when Bianca is gone', said Suzie
Bianca, the young and beautiful daughter of Suzie and Harold, has been gone for some time now. Gone, vanished without a trace. Hell knows where she can be.
'Yes, hun... I know, I know...'
'Harold, we are alone. Just alone. Will u eat your dinner 'till the end, hun?'
'Yes.'
She felt like smiling to him. After all, she has been living with him since wait...Wait... Was it 1889? Or 1890? Her memory failed her. Oh, how she loved him. Why surely, he was a quite decent man, never swearing, never drinking, never beating her. Always calm, quiet and very understanding, indeed.

'Momma... Momma... You care...'
Suzie woke up in the middle of the night. She was exhausted. All this 3 o'clock waking up business was making her tired and she always hated it, but never even thought about saying that to Harold, she knew how much he loved all this fresh country air.
Oh, how many times has she cursed this air, this house and all the neighbors that were constantly borrowing fresh milk, eggs and the whole time were talking about the weather. Yep. She was pretty much sick of that. She just went downstairs to the kitchen to catch a glass of water. She drank it so loudly; she started to be afraid that she could wake up Harold. Then she decided that it was a silly thought. She took her time standing and looking at the walls of the house. The house was very old but no one ever could say it, because the walls were always freshly painted the floors scrubbed so that they even shined. The furniture was also old. But it didn't give away any hints about their age. She stood there wondering, whose ancestors built this house and for what reason. It didn't actually look like a big palace or anything; it looked ordinary in comparison with other houses down hill.
'Why when I close my eyes I see some kind of blinking lights in the darkness?' She noticed that when she was 7. At that time she was laying calmly on the grass in her parents' garden. The fact of blinking lights was always a big mystery for her. Yeah, how can they be blinking if there is nothing but darkness? Some kind of optical illusion apparently.
'Momma... Momma...I know you care...'
Ok, optical illusion... But now? Hearing things?
'Definatly need more sleep.' She thought, while going upstairs.

'Jesus... How I hate these...'
.Suzie? Did u say somethin' hun?'
'Yeah, I said some sugar, please.'
'Oh, ok, here you are.'
Now Suzie decided to smile. A fake smile it was indeed.
'Suzie, I have the feeling, that something's wrong... Something's bothering you?'
'No, no Harold, why such a thought?'
(If I only could, I'd tear this whole damn farm to pieces)
''Besides, you know, that I love it here...'
'Suzie... You don't sleep well.'
'Yeah, maybe that's the probl'm hun...'
'You can finish your work today and go straight to sleep.'
(I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.)
'Well-uh... Maybe you're right... After all, I've been hearing things...'
Suzie smiled again; it was really obvious that the smile was fake... And Harold noticed that but left it unsaid.
'Hearing things... Like what?'
'Someone saying, mummy I know you care, or I know you love me... something like that... maybe its those... oh my God... how do you call them? Halluci...'
'Hallucinations. '
(HE said that on purpose to make me feel like an IDIOT.)
'Exactly, Harold... I must be getting old...'
'You should take sleeping pills tonight. Let us carry on with our work.'
Without a word Suzie went outside to do all her daily choirs. The grass was so green outside, it reminded of her childhood when she was running around the whole plantation with her friends, whereas she was supposed to help her parents. We all were naughty, she thought.
And where are your kids, oh mother of all?
The big brown shed. Yeah... Still standing like a temple although in some parts it is beginning to rot. Grass on the inside, grass on the outside... But who gives a damn?
Suzie remembers herself playing there. Cops and killers... Spit, shit... Cops and robbers. Such a nice place for...
'Kill me now!'
...Playing games... With those water guns, they were nice... Never dry. Always wet.
'Kill me...'
Remember that time, when basically Suzie won a battle against all of her friends and those losers didn't want to end the game, because of their loss. Hell... Yeah, sore losers.
'I hate you.'
After exiting the shed Suzie went to cook dinner and to dry the laundry. For some reason she felt happy, because, shoot... A sunny day, all the stains washed. So... Why not singing?
'Mary's got a job to do
Mary's always waiting for you
Mary's helping all her friends
Mary's love never ends'
'Nice to see you sin'nin' hun'
'Harold, you frightened me ...'
'Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to...'
'It's all right... I'm not myself lately, I guess...'
'Dinner was perfect.'
'I'm flattered.'
'Great. Can't wait for supper.'
Is that supposed to be a joke?
'Yeah, great.'
The day went by so quickly. It was almost bedtime. But before sleeping Suzie and Harold had a rather specific conversation. Why so? May haps too much information, may haps to little information. May haps none at all. Just banality.
'Mary's got a mark well – done
Mary's now the only one
Mary's got a secret key
Mary's gonna come for me.'
'You've had a nice day?', Harold asked
'Splendid.'
'Nice to hear. A good night sleep?'
'Yeah, especially, when all the things are completed.'
'Like what?'
Damn it, he's on to me...
'Like... Drying all of our clothes... Such a fuss about them.'
'All right... But no one had made any fuss about those things.'
'No, no... Of course not', Suzie smiled, 'I mean... I didn't have anything to wear... Because all of my clothes were filthy'
Momentary silence.
'Something's wrong, huh?'
'Why? Not at all.'
'Good. Great. Night, hun.'
'Night.'
Suzie didn't go to sleep. She waited for Harold to fall asleep. Then she will complete the already completed.
In a few moments Harold was sleeping. And when he's sleeping, nothing can wake him up. Even World War III wouldn't wake him. Maybe ten times Suzie was crying while Harold was sleeping. He has never noticed that. Or maybe she has never spotted his conscience? Or maybe he has never bothered to disturb her, while she was crying. Some people don't know how to cheer others up. So for certain people it's just better to stay put.
Suzie left the house and began walking towards the goddamn shed. Little did she know that Harold was walking right behind her. Silently. So silently... He almost heard her breathing.
Suddenly Suzie turned around. Looked behind. And after a second she continued walking towards the shed again. She was afraid to be spotted by that vicious man. She knew that she did a good thing, hiding her Bianca in the shed. He'd kill her. That mad man would kill her daughter. Luckily, now parts of her daughter are inside her. Good, good, good. Thanks God. Not that mad man. She'd kill him. Tear the guts out of him. She's a good mother, she protects her child. Suzie entered the shed. That big brown one.
After approximately ten minutes the door of the shed opened. Suzie went out, took a look around and went back again.
Harold was waiting for her just behind some bushes. He was sweating. He was afraid. He was nervous.
Time went by... Eye blink after eye blink, moment after moment, second after second, minute after minute... The whole situation was beginning to be unbearable for Harold. His hands were shaking; he almost had tiers in his eyes. The goddamn door didn't open. There was no choice for Harold. The time had come. He had to enter. No time to lose. Silently, yet quite fast he slid closer the door. It wasn't closed but it wasn't opened widely. He could see through a little hole, what was happening inside. He couldn't believe his eyes. Bianca? Bianca's face?
'What the...', he didn't finish.
With a smooth move, barely touching the door, he made it open wider. A bit. He heard strange sounds. Like someone was chewing something.
'Bianca... Bianca', he whispered.
The girl wasn't moving. She had her eyes opened. He saw that she had been scared. Had been scared? What?
Is she alive?
'Bianca... Bianca... Wake up...'
He opened the door wider. And that chewing sound became louder. Harold got lost for a moment. He grabbed a nearby stick.
An animal... Indeed, it was. He hurt my Bianca... And... Suzie! Kill the fucker!
'It's now or never, old chump...'
He opened the door completely. He didn't let that stick go. He held it like it was his last hope. (Yes, it was) He was ready to kill the beast. But he saw a different view. A much worse one.
First those hands... Hardworking... All covered in blood, holding a piece of something unknown. Then the body. So little, flesh and bones... All covered in blood. Then the face, smiling maniacally and... chewing... And laughing. The face was kind of old, yet vicious, ready to kill. Grey hairs, dyed hairs, brown hairs - a mixture of everything on the killer's head. Oh, that laughing face... That sinister laughter that voice... a voice of a mad person... it was getting louder and louder and louder! And the figure besides that creature... His Bianca... Only half of her to be exact.
'Mary's got a secret key
Mary's 'gonna come for me.'
That song, that voice... That silhouette devouring his daughter... His wife, Suzie...
'Come to mummy, before that mad man gets you. Come to mummy. Come here...'
And that laughter again. It just didn't seem to stop. Suzie spotted him.
'Get away from Bianca and me! You beast!'
'Suzie... What are...?'
'Get away from me and my daughter!', she started to laugh and scream and make sounds that were hardly human. She came near him and started to hit him, attack him, bite his neck. She bit through and blood poured out of him. He had no choice. He hit her with that stick. He hit her and hit her and hit her. He was hitting her for ten minutes without a stop. After that he realized that he was hitting a bag of broken bones - not human anymore... Ever human?
He fell down on the ground of the shed screaming, crying. He finally let the stick go. His hands were shaking. What now?
He buried both bodies, stayed alone in the house for some time, playing with the lights. On, off, on, off... On and off, on and off... He took some time breaking glasses, dishes. He cursed this house. He cursed it bad. He used words he had never used before.
Next day the neighbors heard a loud bang. After one hour his body was found in the seller. There lay a sheet of paper next to him, which said:
'Mary came for me...'

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

well about ur story amazing ;) and u know that asshole and u never see u writting about romantic story asshole damn:P that why i'll write u this fuckin poem i know romantic romantic kill me asshole :P fuck u :P but its the first lesson ok ? :P listen .......Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why?
...... Why do I love you? I think and smile.... because I know the list could run on for miles.... The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch,
.... so many little things that make me love you so much... The way you support me, and help with my emotions....the way that you care and show such devotion ...The way that your laughter, fills me with desire...and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire...The way your eyes shine when you look at me...lost with you forever is where I want to be...The way that I feel when you're by my side...a sense of completion and overflowing pride.
The dreams that I dream, that all involve you,
the possibilities I see and the things we can do...How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart,
how that deep in my soul, you are the most important part.... I could go on for days, telling of what I feel,
but all you really must know is ...... ?????that our LOVE means
more than a world to me... ;) soooooo laugh at me pfff :P and ... i think now u can write asshole :P love u loads :) it was for u ;)

Astronaut said...

Brilliant story. I cannot overemphasise my sympathy for suzie, she has suffered and it has destroyed her humanity. The character suzie sounded like quite a restrained woman, always smiling etc, i guess this must be part of the reason she did what she did. I need to figure out more about mary. I need to get some extra time on the computer.

Astronaut said...

I am getting many confused ideas now about mary, if i read the story for a third time my brains will melt. Anyway, i love your imagination, this story is absoloutely brilliant. Your talent is unique.

Agata said...
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Agata said...

Bloody story

creepy

freaky

I don't know how to describe it :P

But I like it



Dear Ahmen

U know what I like about Edyta? She's unusual :)

Some years ago I was reading a lot of love stories. And u know what? I was pretty sick & tired of them after 3 books. They're almost the same. In my humble opinion, romantic stories kill authors, they get so predictable...

Edyta's touch? Omg... I see her every day & believe me, a have few bruisers ;) Imagine - every time u call her asshole, she hits u :) And every time she calls u asshole, she hits u :)

But after all, she's a good person :)

Edyta said...

Ahmed?
OMG! U wrote it urself? Whaaaaaaat?! I need to talk to u :P~ Asshole! Ur a genius (not) :P
But seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Idiot! OMG! I cant speak! Go to hell!
Woooow. Really soooo cute. OMG!
Also love u loadsssss.

& LOL @ Agata's letter for u. And u know she's absolutely right.
The banality of artificial love stories is definitely overwhelming. I really need a lot of
*Time
*Inspiration
*Ideas
*Mood
In a word, i need to devote myself to writing & concentrate on it fully not to write something very much banal. In my opinion, there r far too much love stories which r reapeating themselves & it's just not the same.

Of course, i dunno, if i could be able to write such a pice as u did. I confess I was amazed & astonished & felt very much proud that u, in fact, wrote it for me, that u found the time & effort to do it. Me loves u loads.

Shiiiiit. That sounded scientific & smart. Unlike me :D~
Thanx sooo much once again, Yorkie... i haaaate u so much & miss u too :) Ur the bessssssst. Idiot. Muaaaaaaaaaaaahz (many) :P~
Ur amazzzzzing. ;)

Edyta said...

Sams!
Not sure abt Mary. If u understand it as something mystic, interesting & a fact that u need to dig up then yes, mary is somethin kinda surrealistic & none-existing yet something that kinda floats through out the whole text.
I am glad that u found it interesting and, of course, I am glad that u understod completely the reasons why Suzie did what she did.
This fact made me feel a whole lot better. Thanx Sams.
P&H

Edyta said...

Agataaaa:*~
I'm such a creep. I'm scared of myself. Good thing u can isolete me from ppl. BUT HOW CAN U ISOLATE ME FROM MYSELF?
i am def scared of myself, cuz the biggest sin is thinking. And i have loads of sadistoc thoughts, not that i get remorses or something, it's just... damn me to hell, i'm soooo dirty. yuck. lol
Thaaaaanx for supporting meeee & ur letter to Ahmed is very sweet :) Awwwww....
"But after all, she's a good person :)"
(not)
loool ;DDD~
I hope u wont have nightmares after my psycho stuff. I sure had. (not) lol :D
Thanx again ;***~

Julia said...

Omg Omg me petrified and amazed and shocked and whatever ;]
I guess your psychosis developes fast :) and that's what we like ;P~ U know your stories r always soo thrilling, unpredictable, yummie ;]
and totally agree with Sam ;)
just never give up what u're doin ;) lots of luv and respect and huugs ;P*~

Edyta said...

Julinka :*~
Me is contagous. Plz isolate me :P~
'yummie ;] '
u also wanted to eat bianca? awww... :| too bad :P
hiow cannibalic of me. lolz
hugs & kisses towards u from me 2 :**~~

Julia said...

yeah and don't be so mean and self-centered bout bianca and your cannibalism ;P

Edyta said...

bianca's miiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeee... muahahahahha
& mary's little lamb is also miiiiiiiineeeee... muahahhahha!
shit. i'm disgusting :|
Sue me! (or i'll eat u)
Muahahahaa!
lol

xianfu said...

Im back for a few moment... lol... My Windows is still spoilt...still using my MAc now... nvm...
I usually will IGNORE long post... coz it will make me dizzy reading it.... lol...

But, since Eyta is writing this post.. well.. I shall give it a shot.. lol
Conclusion? GOOD!! lol...
You can be a writer my gal... Twisty plot... lol... It reminds me of Exorcism of Emily Rose...
where the part when the priest is having exorcism on Emily in the barn... Wonder which one scarier??? Yours or d movie???... Gosh...I should be stop thinking about it... Nightmare may visit me tonight...

IM on wonderland now...dun wanna any nightmare companion... lol... :P... Abt Bianca... so sorry for her..and Suzie... I will say... "no comment" and for Harold... "hehe"...You hv been killed... Im like a maniac... haha... oops... :p... STOP!!! I CAN'T BE MENTAL NOW.... IM STILL DROOLING ABT THE PICTURE I TOOK WIT JOEY G....

till then...
you're right to be an author... :p
PEACE

Edyta said...

Maria:*~
of course it was U:P Who else? Comming & showing up to poor old ppl, farmers & making them cannibals & devouring themselves. Shame on u! & why ddnt u share Bianca with Julka? She's hungry :|
UR FAULT! lol
Love u loads too. :***~, my ex HH ;P~
thyhyhy

Edyta said...

Tsar!
U dont read long posts? Shame on u, yet i am sooooo much proud of myself that tsar read my post as something that runs outta ur daily basis. :P
Dunno if i can find something simmilar to emily rose here, there's nothing religious there.
but this is def my style, the cannibals. yup, thats me. lol
i am so much honoured that tsar liked this story.

Nightmares r yet to come to u during ur precious little nap... Muahahahhaha. Excuse me, that one sliped away. lol
L&R, my tsar :D

xianfu said...

ONly sometimes.. personally, I usually dun read long posts unless I find them interesting.. lol.. YES... you can be proud of it!!! LOl... NAh, IM not talking abt the religion thingy.. jz which part is scarier?? The one where EMily said out all 2 6 demons or when Harold found Suzie... lol...

Yeah..you're fit to be a cannibal... lol.... haha....

Hmm.... I dun think nightmare will come... haha... Dun think I got a nightmare after I watched TEOER... haha.... :p... Coz IM still drooling over the Joey G pic.... Gosh.. Hes kinda handsome.. lol... Wanna a piece of him.. :p Good news, he's like about 5'11 to 6'1 haha.....

loves and joys...

xianfu said...

ONly sometimes.. personally, I usually dun read long posts unless I find them interesting.. lol.. YES... you can be proud of it!!! LOl... NAh, IM not talking abt the religion thingy.. jz which part is scarier?? The one where EMily said out all 2 6 demons or when Harold found Suzie... lol...

Yeah..you're fit to be a cannibal... lol.... haha....

Hmm.... I dun think nightmare will come... haha... Dun think I got a nightmare after I watched TEOER... haha.... :p... Coz IM still drooling over the Joey G pic.... Gosh.. Hes kinda handsome.. lol... Wanna a piece of him.. :p Good news, he's like about 5'11 to 6'1 haha.....

loves and joys...

Anonymous said...

hmmm :P edytaa go to hell its my letter for agata :P:P:P dear agata :P ..... thanks so much for ur letter ;) and trust me yeaaah edyta sooooo kind and she is agood person trust me ;) although she thinks that she is dracula (she is idiot :P:P coz she thought that ) and... she didn't tell u we were swearing whole the time :P( shut up and she says u shut up .. go to hell and i said u go to hell :P ) but really she is amazing and and really agata i love her ;)althought her hair were disturbing whole the time :P:P:P (edytaa 'll kill me now :P ) any way thnx again for ur letter :) and edyta for u hit me ? :P:P:P

Agata said...

Dear Ahmed
and trust me yeaaah edyta sooooo kind
Yeah... Especially when she hits me even before I say something nasty about her :D Sometimes someone says something and I stay silent, but she hits me!!!
She's used to hit me so much, that when she wants to shout at someone, she still says ##^$#AGATA$%#$# :D
And can I tell u one secret?
She wrote my name on her test few days ago :P
Oops... sorry Edyta... ;)
But... After all 'buts', she's a good person :D

Edyta said...

Tsar!
Plz, do post ur pic with Joey. Me is also interested. lol
Joey should be proud to be with The Tsar loool ;DDDDD~
I feel very proud & delighted that tsar didnt ignore my creepy post. Yaaaay!
Love&Respect towards Tsar ;D~

Edyta said...

Ahmed
"although she thinks that she is dracula "
I AM! My doctor says I'm special.
So hide. Cuz ur blood shall be drunk by me. Buahahahaha.
"she didn't tell u we were swearing whole the time :P"
Agata knows all of my intensions & swearing words.
"(edytaa 'll kill me now :P )"
what an asshole. *gets her gun* buahahha :P:P:P
one day i'm dracula & the other i'm a maniac :P
& in general i'm a seriall killer. booya :P

Agata:*~
I'd never hurt a fly... & since ur not a fly, ur all mine for hitting :P buahahhahahha! Ur a part of me thats why ur name is miiiiineeeee. Hear me?
Isolate me, someone, plz. :| I'm a threat to society.... :(

Love u both loads:)

yana said...

oh edytassss!! this needs to be a film!!! muhahaha. i love horror. bring on the nightmares. mangues already knew that edytass were capable of writing such disturbing stories ;P. ya know what? publish it now. all of your brilliant stories. i really enjoyed this one...but mangues gots to be honest: perhaps like samss, i need to re-read it in order to fully soak it all up. i feel soooo dumb having to read it a few more times. sooo blonde. today mangue's brain cells are depleted. damn me to hell!! *cries* also, the last bit is VERY SCARY!!! i imagined it as a movie and it would be soooooo scarrrrrrryyyy. lol. anyways, i'm definitely reading this again. i'm sooo glad you write in this style. edytas, you're SO influenced by horror. tasttttty. lol. i'm so sick. love your style & work. always. thanks heaps for all your LOVE. i hope you're well, SUPERwell. p&h. hope you have a nice day @ the circus. lol. how fun! i need to go to the next one. oh, the elephants.

ps- if mangues wakes up in the middle of the night, sweating, etc...i had a nightmare all cuz of your bad influence :P. i'm blaming edytasssss. lol. ;D.

Edyta said...

Manguess!
"i'm blaming edytasssss. lol. ;D."
blame me. yes. u can also sue me. :D~
well, i'm happy u liked it, i also scared the shit outta myself. i mean... how creepy am i to think of sucha story. someone should isolate me. surely :P
i hope u wont be angry at me for stealing ur brilliance :P~ its not my fault, it's the voices! they told me to take it! lool @ me. shit, i'm sucha freak :D

Abt the movie on this story. well, since my friend Wiktor had the idea to name that woman suzie, why not him play the suzie part in the movie? pphahah. sorry, that one slipped out. casting's over lol

& finally thanx sooo much for ur sweetness & kindness *cries* i dont deserve a stalker like u... waaaaa... ok, i'm finished, hope ur not wet :D
before this gets massive, i gotta split. :D P&H towards u & Samsss. Love u loads with all my skin cells. :)

yana said...

i blame all of the evil edytasssss! lol. i could never sue you cuz that would disrupt your harmony. angry??? what about when i stole your brilliance (pomposity?). what a ratbag! i am honoured. it's sooo touching of yousss. *cries*. wow! it's a bloody honour :D. i don't deserve YOU. listen to those voices, always obey 'em. lol. we're both freaks. oh, hilarious.

LOL @ wiktor playing suzie!!! lol. brilliant casting. oh, can i play the brown shed or a spade? lol. ignore me, i'm being silly. lol. crack up. omg, it's still very scary. this is the kind of story to tell @ a campfire!! lol. love it. it's brilliant edytasss cuz it got to me. now that's what great work does, right? it's suppose to be convincing: i just didn't feel comfortable last night! truly...so i blame edytassss. sooo horrible. lol. well done on that. it was super scary!! & original :D *belly is full* lol.

no, thank you for all YOUR kindness. it's true:everyone in here knows it, edytasssss. you're SUPERkind. right from the start, you've always be gracious, humble, supportive. you're the lovely one!! believe it or i'll sue you. lol. i was drowning in my own long & disgusting ramblings. therefore, rat deserves to drown. hope you're floating on something. lol. ok, sorry for the length : (. damn it. i wish you & samss p&h and mangues loves you with all my skin cells, too. LOL. and ka$h's lashes, sick. ;D. hey, you're rich now.

xianfu said...

wait...why everyone is going massive now???? ....
thought going massive is something special... evill... lol!!!

I shall stand out wit u guys all...
IM not gonna be massive...until now... hahahhahahah....
about d joey g picture??? hmm.. lot of ppl hv it... IM so jealooouuss!!! haha...just kidding....

Delighted??? A interesting usage.... hehe... Okok...
I know this is lame.. IM touched by ur words... how lame of me!!!

I shall make myself disappear b4 I make myself look more dumber jz like d move..
dumb and dumberer.. totally dumb movie..dun watch it...

Edyta said...

Mnguesssss!
Ssssss!
"can i play the brown shed or a spade? lol"
sureeeeee. no doubt. lol
"this is the kind of story to tell @ a campfire!! lol."
lol, come to think of it, maybe u're right. gotta make a spesh story for halloween i guess :D
it's suppose to be convincing:
"i just didn't feel comfortable last night!"
awwwww. damn me now. thats right, blame me, i deserve it.
"listen to those voices, always obey 'em. lol. "
oh i do :D as i said before, my doctor says i'm special :D lol
"believe it or i'll sue you."
well, i like the sueing part more but ok, i'll believe it :D lol
i am soooo happy that my mental stuff is worth ur eye blink in front of fit.(how romantic was that? lol)
P&H. Eternally. :D Cheers, protein queenssss.

Edyta said...

Tsar!
I must confess i watched dumb & dumber long ago & lol dumb movie... hell, it wasn't called dumb & dumber for nothing :D
"IM touched by ur words... "
Awwwwww....*cries* aint that sweet? lol
b seing ya, tsar. hope u get ur pc fixed soon. ;)
l&r

xianfu said...

feeling so frustrated...my pc will not work until my dad gets d file.. so meanwhile.. Im so headache... arrh....

I will reply shortly...sorry for my rudeness haahhaha....

hmmm...a short reply shall ends here..
all d best... haha..

ciao

Edyta said...

tsar!
hope u fix ur pc error:/ shiiiiiiit
missing u (not) :P
ur not rude at all. its just me who's toooo fucking lazy to update. though, i already have a vision. lol. how irracional am i.
L&R

yana said...

LOL. omg, you crack me up. you always do that!! damn you edytasssss. hilarious!!! see? i can't speak. you're sooooooo adorable!! i love you with all my eye blinks. you're worth every blink. lol. P&h to you to, queen of the worldsssss. ssssss to to you. hope you're SUPERwell :D. keep up the mental stuff. tastttttty. edytasssss are the best :D. manguesss is not massive today. sorry, i have no post eithers. lol. soo boring, so you shouldn't waste ur precious time comin' over. sorry for the lack of protein : (.

Edyta said...

Yana Manguesss
My time isnt precious lol. Its all urs. Eat it ;D~
Hoy sum def sounds tasty.
Awww.. dont u worry abt the lack of protein. Just keep it delish & keep collecting it constantly & the explodeeeeeeeeeeee. booya lol
hope ur SUPERfine, my bride XD yaaaay i got a delish bride :D

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